Buzz Bissinger Is Voting For Mitt Romney, In Case You Were Wondering Who Buzz Bissinger Is Voting For

A few days ago, Buzz Bissinger authored a piece for The Daily Beast where he came out in support of Gov. Mitt Romney for President (it’s fun when you imagine Buzz as the man on one end of the phone here). He went on about how difficult the decision was, and that the tipping point was President Obama’s lackluster debate performance last week. So Buzz has made his decision. “The tipping point toward a candidate,” Buzz says, “is perhaps the greatest act of individuality in our unique democracy, although in this day and age of unprecedented political divide, telling somebody who you are voting for has no upside.” Yet, Buzz went ahead an told us anyway. Why? We’re not entirely sure. What we are sure of is that Buzz inspired someone. Specifically, he inspired a commenter named B.J to go ahead and leave a number of comments whose total word count nearly doubles Buzz’s. Why? Because the internet.

If that wasn’t enough, Buzz then went on to write a piece for The Daily Beast about the negative response he got after supporting Romney in a piece for The Daily Beast, which he totally predicted and expected but felt the need to discuss anyway. The most interesting comment on that piece is a video of Buzz Aldrin punching someone who is not Buzz Bissinger (someone get Damon Feldman on the line, we have an idea).

So to sum it all up: Buzz Bissinger supports Lance Armstrong and Mitt Romney, unless Biden can win him back tonight. It’s all on you Joe.

  • Allan Smithee

    re: the tipping point was President Obama’s lackluster debate performance last week.

    Wow. Talk Radio does rot your brain.