Get yourself together, man. Move to Philly. Buy a loft. Start a noise band. Get six or seven roomates… eat hummus with them. Book some gigs. Paint. Smoke cloves. Listen to Animal Collective. Start some type of salsa company.
Oh dear. Is this the prevailing wisdom right now? Find out tonight when Hannibal Buress and Adult Swim’s Eric Andre Show touch down in Philly tonight at Union Transfer.