In Case You’re Still Feeling Like You Got Screwed Out Of A Labor Day, The Locals Only Booze Cruise Awaits You

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We’ll admit it: We’re still pissed that summer went all coitus interruptus when rain ruined Labor Day Weekend. Today brings good news for those of you that are underemployed/Not Already Slammed Because Fall 2012 Is Already Large And In Charge, Son. After leading up the Locals Only Monday pool party at North Shore Beach Club all summer, promoter/DJ/enabler Jay Yo is closing out his season with the Locals Only riverboat cruise, set to board on the Delaware River later today. (Ticket link here; Facebook event here; DJ lineup above.) Consider it for no reason other than the one Semisonic gave us, ‘lo those years ago: Every new beginning comes from some other beginning’s end.

UPDATE: This event has been postponed until this Sunday, the 16th.