Do Not Come At Pete Townshend With Your Filthy Memorobilia, Do Not Come At Pete Townshend With Your Disgusting Camera
As befits any boomer legend worth his salt, Pete Townshend has written a memoir, and will be appearing at the UPenn Museum this October to chat it up. Appropriately, as befits any rock star who cannot, who must not give up the dream, Mr. Townshend has also made it clear where, er, his M&Ms will be separated at this appearance:
Mr. Townshend will only sign copies of his new book purchased at the event. No memorabilia, albums etc. permitted. He will not pose for photographs.
See him? Yes. Feel him? Heavens, no. Touch him? Security!