Someone Famous Went Somewhere Once: An Imagined Scene From Gary Oldman And Harrison Ford’s Dinner At Tashan

As the food arrived, Gary Oldman looked across the table at Harrison Ford‘s meal. “That looks good,” he said, “Mind if I try some?” Without waiting for an answer, Oldman reached his fork across the table onto Ford’s grilled octopus. Infuriated, Ford looked up from his food, and placed his fork calmly on the table. Reaching across the table, he forcefully grabbed Oldman by the collar and exclaimed sternly, “GET OFF MY PLATE!”

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  • Scott Gross

    I think it’s more likely that ford shoots oldman before they can even begin the meal.