It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia’s Final And Total Induction Into The Douche Class To Occur At — Where Else? — Xfinity Live

always sunnyYou could argue that, back when It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia debuted in 2005, we knew less about the Douche Class than we do now. Seven years on, an awareness of the ways and mores of the Modern Douche informs at least some small part of every day, and we now don’t quite understand how we ever gave this show such a hall pass, with its already-dated style of humor and very real possibility that it’s done real harm to the way Philadelphians are regarded outside of our borders. Well, we do understand at least some part of it: We were happy that there was a national, non-reality TV show based here. And sure, there are some hella funny episodes, but what the show has come to stand for (white coarseness, wrapped in an Eagles bow) is not a pleasant or pleasing thing.

About that: With the the eighth season the show set to air Thursdays at 10 PM beginning October 11, the Always Sunny promo machine is ramping up again here at home with something they’re calling “The Sunny Challenge,” presumably because “Douchebag Olympics,” though true, wouldn’t be a great branding fit. On the afternoon of Saturday, August 4 at Xfinity Live, members of the Philadelphia area’s Douche Diaspora will gather to compete in games with names such as Mac’s Lucky Hockey Puck Shot, Jersey Shore Dunk Tank, Charlie’s Garbage Dive, Frank’s Rum Ham Toss and Dennis’ Speedo Relay Race. All participants will receive a limited edition Sunny Challenge t-shirt, we are told.

May the odds be ever in their favor.

BONUS ROUND: And while we’re at it, Mac’s Tavern kinda sucks, too.

  • kujo76

    Every show that isn’t Louis is pretty much dated at this point. That’s no reason to hate on what has always been a pretty good show. There is no “real possibility” that IASIP has caused any more harm to Philly’s image than Seinfeld did to NYC, which was the original white coarseness sitcom. Those that mistake Douche Class satire for Douche Class comedy might be more threatening to how outsiders perceive Philly.

  • jbellmawr

    Wow. Thank you for sticking up for us! I mean, if I could count the times that somebody’s come up to me and said “you’re from philadelphia so obviously you hang out in empty swimming pools, eat rum ham, and have a sister that looks like a bird” I would be LOADED. I thank god that someone is out there that truly gets it. Boycott satire! Boycott shows with cities’ names im their titles! And shows filmed in cities. US cities. Who cares what they do on Its Always Sandy in Afghanistan?

  • jbellmawr

    Wow. Thank you for sticking up for us! I mean, if I had a penny for every time somebody’s come up to me and said “you’re from philadelphia so obviously you hang out in empty swimming pools, eat rum ham, and have a sister that looks like a bird” I would be LOADED. I thank god that someone is out there that truly gets it, how damaging these shows can be. More so than staggering murder rates and unemployment could ever be . Boycott satire! Boycott shows with cities’ names in their titles! And shows filmed in cities. US cities. Who cares what they do on Its Always Sandy in Afghanistan?