Readers Write: Is It Too Soon For A Lorenzo’s Joke?

In a word, no, especially since they’re going to rebuild ASAP. So have at it, dear reader:

Friend of mine says…

Did you hear? Lorenzo’s had a HUGE fire. Yeah, they said it was so big you had to fold it in half.

Bravo, man. Not bad at all. Here’s a big ol’ get-well-soon to Lorenzo’s, and here’s hoping that the new back room is just as magical as the old one.

  • http://twitter.com/foobooz Foobooz Philadelphia

    Credit where credit is due. I believe it was local comedian Chip Chantry who said this first. https://twitter.com/chipchantry/status/218038895529562112