OK, OK, we get it. We’re going to have to hold off on gentrifying Camden until at least the fall. Also, we have so many questions. But we just don’t think it would be fair to saddle the poor Camden Riversharks phone operator with any of them.
UPDATE: Camden residents are being told to boil their water, according to the Courier Post. According to the article, “Boiled or bottled water should be used for drinking, making ice, brushing teeth, washing dishes and food preparation until further notice. Residents are urged to refrain from turning on fire hydrants.” Boiling water, and then making ice out of it? Camden is on the forefront of telling their residents to do things they only do in post-apocalyptic films. And, on top of all of that, people looking to get a respite from yesterday’s heat by going to Clementon Park and Splash World couldn’t, after the world’s most cruel and evil person phoned in a threat that closed the park down. Camden: Where nothing goes your way.