You know, we’ve heard many variations on our own portmanteau — including “Philebrititties,” the skin site Dan Gross (who else) once suggested we do — but we’ve gotta say, Philesbians is just perfect. If we thought we could make any money catering to such an audience, we’d register the domain name. But no. Best to leave it. Leave Philesbia to the Philesbians. It’s better this way.