Fake-Ass Philadelphian Finds Fault With Fake-Ass Fancy Piazza, Pens Piece About It For Fake-Ass City Magazine
It’s not that this lady is wrong, it’s just that she’s been here for a year and so clearly has her eye on the door already. Where does PhillyMag find these people? (Don’t answer that, we already know: Brooklyn is at capacity.)
Update: Too funny: Author apparently leaving PhillyMag for greener pastures next week.