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Fake-Ass Philadelphian Finds Fault With Fake-Ass Fancy Piazza, Pens Piece About It For Fake-Ass City Magazine

It’s not that this lady is wrong, it’s just that she’s been here for a year and so clearly has her eye on the door already. Where does PhillyMag find these people? (Don’t answer that, we already know: Brooklyn is at capacity.)

Update: Too funny: Author apparently leaving PhillyMag for greener pastures next week.

Related: Statistics Show: If Hell Is Other (White) People, Then, Yes, Northern Liberties Is Hell

This entry was posted on Friday, June 15th, 2012 at 12:04 pm.

  • Catty77777

    I cannot do this to you just so:P but brooklyn is not that Phillycetious as now as the times where here now in Philly we liked a Brooklyn and they liked us 1940-1950′ish until NYicits getsus involved exceptions may be made yet Bostonia is stilla’ brewing. Go Philadelphians run with it once you get the windfall, there is always Cleavland to grind with.

  • philebrity

    hahaha, WAT?

  • http://eagleapex.com eagleapex

    I’ve been here 8 years. Can I get a column?

  • 1980CHAMPS

    “It’s not that this lady is wrong”  Why is it that if any non-Philadelphian (which this woman is) critiques this city you always bow your head in agreement?

  • Christoofar

    I hit 11 years.   I’ve learned to just start my own fuckin’ webste(s).

  • timeandmoney

    she’s totally right. she also takes accountability for her brief time in Philly, so I don’t get why people are so concerned with that. the piazza was a lot of fun for a tiny period (i.e. FREE inclusive dance parties that utilized the space way more efficiently and a much much more humble  presence in my opinion), but now whenever I find myself walking by it I often wish I had tear gas… :(