We know that you already know about this Friday’s BEER WEEK POOL PARTY that we’re throwing at North Shore Beach Club. But we figured that we’d pass along some fun facts to get you guys in the mood for what is shaping up to be an epic hang this week. So let’s go:
· For one, this party starts at 7pm as opposed to the usual time; as we always do, we encourage you to get there early, stake out your hanging area and let the fun begin. DJ Roscoe and DJ Joey Fucking Sweeney (no, really, that’s his DJ name) are the opening deejays for the evening.
· Also, the Narragansett Tall Boy will be there for pictures and consultations.
· Friday’s weather forecast is amazing.
· And finally, but of equal importance, this will be the first Philebrity party ever to feature the Photobot 3000. What is the Photobot 3000, you ask? WHY, IT IS THE PHOTOBOOTH/PARTY PHOTO THINGY OF THE FUTURE! It also features a large, glowing red button and spits out super-shareable memories that you can carry with you, digitally, always. We recently met the inventors of the Photobot 3000 and totally hit it off. Henceforth, we have committed to making memories for you. Because making memories is what it’s all about.
So there you have it: This Friday. Epic jam. Right-now legends and future legends. Tall boys and big buttons. AND WATER! And no, you don’t even have to RSVP, but you should. Tell your friends with this handy link: ph.ly/BEERWEEKPOOLPARTY. It’s the weekend at Bernie’s you never had.