>>>Charlie Manuel says “pound” when he reads hash tags for tweets. We should all do this now. Cholly has made it so. [The 700 Level] >>>In some very, very cautiously optimistic news, Chase Utley begins his rehab stint in Florida tonight. [LA Times] >>And the MLB draft begins tonight, with the Phillies selecting with the [...]

Strange Bruises by mode moderne >>> The Retro Clock take away, and occasionally, the Retro Cloth giveth: While the last 15 years have been unkind to the Goths as a modern tribe — they should have never gotten into bed with the ravers or the rockabilly people or (especially) the steampunk people — it’s nice [...]

You get two flavors: “Advice Bill Cosby” and “Creepy Bill Cosby.” It’s not much, but in a pinch, it’ll flibbidy-flop your zerbert pop.

Time to pick up your hats and dust off your best “Popes in a Volkswagen” punchline: Pope Benedict XVI will be gracing Philadelphia with his presence in 2015 for the next World Meeting of Families. The jet-setting Head of the Catholic Church made the announcement that he’d be bringing the party to us while visiting [...]

YO! Clock’s ticking down on these two awesome Phileb giveaways: · Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See An Advance Screening Of The New Wes Anderson Movie Next Week! · Captain Freeshit Lightning Round: Win Tickets To See Dengue Fever & Omar Souleyman At Union Transfer Next Tuesday!

Let it never be said that the people of Philadelphia do not have their priorities in order.

Now, we don’t wanna spend to much time on this, because posts like this are always box-office poison, but here are some thoughts regarding this whole Daniel Denvir versus Chris Satullo thing, which is presently escalating into a full-scale clusterfuck pissing match. (Jesus, Fagone, there’s so many words there, you’d think this shit was important [...]

Two items of note from this weekend’s Roots Picnic: One is that James Murphy set up a last-minute DJ set at Morgan’s Pier after his Picnic set on Saturday night — an event that may or may not have melted your Facebook feed in the hours immediately previous to this happening. Second item: Kid Cudi [...]

We couldn’t be more proud/intrigued: Our friend and prolific Philebrity commenter Allen Crawford, aka Lord Whimsy, has just signed on with Tin House to illustrate the 1855 edition of Walt Whitman’s “Song of Myself.” Whimsy released the sneak peek above on Friday, revealing a markedly different direction from his previous, graph-heavy outings. The project, which [...]

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