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Rumblings: The Dream Of The WHAT? Is Alive In Port Fishington

>>> Possible outbreak of measles at Barcade. And though measles is no joke at all, there is something kind of fitting, is there not, that measles, which we haven’t even thought about since the fourth grade, would break out at Hipster Chuck E. Cheese. You’re a sly one, Higher Power. We’ll give you that at least. [Newsworks]

>>> But do we learn? No. We do not learn. As evidenced by this groany we-can-t-decide-whether-we’re-over-microbrews-and-gastropubs-or-not thread on Fishtown.us, which creates the classic Fishtown.us conundrum. To wit: What is worse?
· reading this thread
· posting on this thread
· being the subject of this thread
· reading about this thread on Philebrity
If you answered all of the above, congratulations! You’re already packing for Mt. Airy. (TAKE US WITH YOU.) [Fishtown.us]

>>> Aw, we’re just pulling your beard(s), Portlandiaishtown. We know it’s all because you’ve been robbed of your parks, and have nowhere left to go but the Internet. Us, too, man. Us, too. [PortRichmondStar]

This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 29th, 2012 at 9:31 am.

  • http://twitter.com/kimjongillmusic Kim Jong Ill

    To be fair, the gastropub/brewbar in question on that fishtown.us thread is the new one in the piazza. which is shit.

    I think Barcade has decent beers, but I have to chuckle at the phrase “hipster Chuck-E-Cheese”

  • Steve

    Barcade needs better games. No Star Wars, no credibility.

  • http://twitter.com/kimjongillmusic Kim Jong Ill

    Agreed. I go there for beer first and games third. 2nd is ???

  • Dustyn Christofes

    every time I’m in Barcade i find myself wishing they had that four player Simpsons game where you could play as Marge beating people with a vacuum cleaner. 

  • Morimorisdead

    Stop calling it Port Fishington or get out.

  • philebrity

    We got out! Two years ago! And wow you are taking this seriously! The Internet! It brings out the worst! In everyone! Do they teach you that at Fishtown University! They should! Whoaaaaaaaabuddy!