>>> Possible outbreak of measles at Barcade. And though measles is no joke at all, there is something kind of fitting, is there not, that measles, which we haven’t even thought about since the fourth grade, would break out at Hipster Chuck E. Cheese. You’re a sly one, Higher Power. We’ll give you that at least. [Newsworks]
>>> But do we learn? No. We do not learn. As evidenced by this groany we-can-t-decide-whether-we’re-over-microbrews-and-gastropubs-or-not thread on Fishtown.us, which creates the classic Fishtown.us conundrum. To wit: What is worse?
· reading this thread
· posting on this thread
· being the subject of this thread
· reading about this thread on Philebrity
If you answered all of the above, congratulations! You’re already packing for Mt. Airy. (TAKE US WITH YOU.) [Fishtown.us]
>>> Aw, we’re just pulling your beard(s), Portlandiaishtown. We know it’s all because you’ve been robbed of your parks, and have nowhere left to go but the Internet. Us, too, man. Us, too. [PortRichmondStar]