Readers Write: Nydia Han, Stop Acting Like You Are The First Person To Ever Have A Baby

Nydia Han thinks she’s Kim Kardashian…

And here I thought she was just a nice woman that reads the newspaper to me on tv. She’s farming out her newborn baby on television and looking like she spent 9 months writing down everything she would say.

We hear what you are saying, but: A) when you consider the nuclear-level of barren-ness of both soul and mind that is the City Line Avenue Action News studio, the fact that anyone got anything past the goalie over there is, on a basic science-news level, notable; B) if we are to be honest, we would not put this level of pony fever beyond, say, 25% of all new parents we’ve ever encountered (this is just something that gets into people, what can you do, and you never know: you could be next!) and C) we only made it through the first 23 seconds of the above clip, because really.