Fucking Old City.
We never see shit like this in person because we have a self-imposed ban on ever going south of Market between Front St., 4th Street, and Walnut from 5:30PM on Friday through 9AM Sunday morning. You should try it. It does wonders for you on the weekends if you just pretend none of this exists. Plus, Han Dynasty delivers now!
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