Dept. Of Meaningless Lists, Part Très: Hey Kids, Go To College Somewhere Else

So far today we’ve learned that it’s expensive to stay here, we don’t read books that often, and now here is the worst one of them all: On a list of the most dangerous colleges to go to, UPenn and Temple took the top two spots.

The list was complied by Elite Daily, and takes into account various crime statistics from the last 3 calendar years at the schools. Here’s how they stack up:

>>>Murders: Temple – 1, UPenn – 4
>>>Negligent Homicides: Temple – 0, UPenn – 0
>>>Forcible Rapes: Temple – 34, UPenn – 27
>>>Non-forcible Rapes: Temple – 0, UPenn – 0
>>>Robberies: Temple – 192, UPenn – 176
>>>Aggravated Assaults: Temple – 97, UPenn – 40
>>>Burglaries: Temple – 747, UPenn – 117
>>>Car Thefts: Temple – 56, UPenn – 28
>>>Arsons: Temple – 1, UPenn – 0

Although outscored by Temple in every category except murders, Penn still took the top spot on the list, probably due to the fact that the attendance is lower. The list was rounded out by (in order, from least safe to safest) Columbia University, Johnson & Wales University, Washington University in St. Louis, Morgan State University, Rutgers University-Newark, Harvard University, Tufts University, and University of Michigan-Ann Arbor. You win this one, Drexel.

  • butts

    “You win this one, Drexel.”
    No, seriously, how does that happen?

  • Zom

    they forgot to add in flash mob violence.

  • Merl27

    Duh, philly is a black city. Did they expect anything less?

  • Guest

     When people forget you exist, sometimes you fall off lists.

  • thisguy

    Not sure I should be asking this, but what exactly is non-forcible rape?  I’m pretty sure that’s what my wife gets 2-3x per week.

  • LB

    comments to college crime post:  Bigots 3, Others 3

    also, criminals know drexel kids spent all their money on the tuition.  they’re buying ramen, move on

  • AJS

    only so much violence can occur on a three square block campus

  • Jeffrey Becker

    Some quick excel work shows that the order in this list is representative only of the order in the list and not related to the crimes per student.  see

    https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0AvA48-xani2AdFNIYzFpNzlFN3FFMmtlTkI4U1JVdWc

    Temple’s crimes/student ratio was slightly less than double Penn’s.  The only way I could come up with to make Penn beat Temple was (Robberies + Rapes)/Total Enrollment.  Feel free to suggest your own bs metrics for “most dangerous”