Who, you ask, would bother watching a 30-minute commercial for Facebook? Why, we would. What did it tell us? They all really believe in this “Timeline” thing. Also, Zuckerberg’s gray t-shirt is made of micropixel-sized human souls. It’s the only way we can account for his devotion to it.

This entry was posted on Wednesday, May 9th, 2012 at 3:14 pm.