What is this, Opposite Day that could quickly turn into Opposite LIFE? Even if you weren’t counting that utterly bizarre Halladay outing last night (and subsequent flight, we hope everything’s OK, dude) there’s THIS: Somehow, Mr. Met is more popular than the Phanatic! Where? How? To say nothing of the fact that, as of this writing, THE FUCKING METS are leading the Phils in NL East standings, with the only thing keeping Phils from dead last being the giant fart that is the Miami Marlins. WTF. Breathe. And go back with us to a simpler time.