· What does it mean when the world’s most fuck-you people win one of the world’s largest piles of fuck-you money? Philly, you’re about to find out!
· Fast forward 10 years: We’re wagering that 24 of these folks will still be on the SEPTA payroll, somehow, someway, like strange magick.
· Google Shopping results for “car seat bead covers.”
· If any of the winners rent out an el train for a party, we would very much like to be invited, because we’ve always wanted to party on an el train.
· “FINALLY, SOMETHING TO THROW IN THE FACE OF THOSE SNOOTY R5 CONDUCTORS, GAWD THEY THINK THEY’RE SOOOOOOOOO HIGH AND MIGHTY!”

This entry was posted on Friday, April 27th, 2012 at 10:07 am.