Least Offensive Thing Urban Outfitters Has Ever Done Somehow Manages To Offend The Most Offensive People In The World
What you’re looking at is the cover for the most recent Urban Outfitters catalog. As you can see, it’s two women kissing. As you can also see, it’s not salacious; it’s not really part of the awful sociopathological trend of unintelligent young straight women making out in bars to impress unintelligent young men; it’s not anything, really. (If it’s anything amiss at all, actually, it might just be that there was a printer’s error in which the Anthropologie and UO catalogs got mixed up; it’s just so… beige.)
Not so, says One Million Moms, who accidentally did a boatload of free PR for JC Penney when they got their granny panties in a twist over JCP’s Ellen DeGeneres campaign. They’re freaking out about this, and all we can say is, SIGH. You believe that God is a space alien who wants to laser your private parts, your husband ties the dog to the roof for long car trips, and you squeeze out Aryan child after Aryan child whose thousand-yard stares could collectively wrap around the planet infinitely, and THIS is what you’re upset about? To quote another person for whom the image above arouses no sexual feeling: Come, Armageddon, come, Armageddon, come.