It’s not even officially open yet, but already, Xfinity Live! is portending the worst of every prole paradise cliché: There’s the most giant-est TV in the world, ever! Third Eye Blind is playing! And now, the news that management is forcing cocktail waitress to dress in Hooters-esque get-ups that leave little to the imagination except, you know, what is it about the middle-aged white male sexual imagination that, at this late date, still puts policies like this into play? Over at NakedPhiladelphian (grain of salt: post is by this lady, but even so), you can see the uniforms and hear the tales of woe. (“This corset won’t let me breathe!” is their version of “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”) It’s our guess that these uniforms won’t last long, but it’s also our guess that nothing about Xfinity Live! will. Especially that motherfucking godforsaken exclamation point. Truth be told, that’s way more offensive than assless chaps.