Whose Side Are You On: Punxsutawney Phil Vs. Other Weather Predicting Groundhogs

This morning good old Punxsutawney Phil predicted 6 more weeks of winter. However, his rival groundhogs (feel free to read those words again) disagree.

According to the LA Times, Dunkirk Dave and Staten Island Chuck predicted spring coming shortly, and our research tells us Phil is only accurate 39% of the time (but doesn’t a .390 batting average sound pretty good?). As much as we desperately want spring to come as soon as possible, our heart says to side with Phil. Especially over Dave and Chuck, who frankly sound like assholes.