Bolaris Out Of Fox29 For Good!


Well, we can’t say we didn’t see it coming, but this is really kinda bullshit. The day a man can’t go to Miami, get roofied twice as he’s trying to bang two Belarusian criminals, have his Amex ran up to high heaven, help the FBI then bust them and then live to tell the tale to Playboy (and show unrelated noodz) is the day America is no longer worth a damn. Shame on you, Fox29; you people have no balls. NBC10, do the right thing (and give Hurricane Schwartz a stroke) and hire this poonhound tout suite. The whole city loves him. He’s like your college buddy who parties constantly and doesn’t even pretend to care about your kids. The world needs more people like him.

Previously: We Cannot Believe We Missed The Whole Part When John Bolaris Got Suspended Indefinitely For Do-Shot-Gate

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