Archive for November, 2011

For The Love Of God, Please Vote

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

If yesterday’s poll is anything to go by, we suspect that an alarming number of you may be (non-)thinking of just flaking on voting altogether today. From us to you: Please resist that urge. Though it’s true that Nutter’s got this thing locked up and that the system in Philly is just rigged to high [...]

Daily Poll: Print Pub Irrelevancy Edition

Tuesday, November 8th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: Bored To Death

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Ep. 21: Preview >>> We admit it, almost with shame: We’ve been loving this season of Bored To Death. It has been sweet, gooey, comforting stoner TV through and through. Tonight it’s on, in its usual place. >>> But in the non-TV world, there’s ex-Buffalo Springfield/Poco singer Richie Furay at World Cafe Live (aw Richie, [...]

Photos: Roots, Mural Arts, Mayor Announce Roots Mural Project

Monday, November 7th, 2011

As we noted last week, The Roots are teaming up with Mural Arts for an ambitious mural project, set to be completed this summer in the South Street/Headhouse District. This morning, Tarik “Black Thought” Trotter and keyboardist Kamal Gray from the Roots, alongside Mural Arts chief Jane Golden and Mayor Michael Nutter, to officially announce [...]

Announcing Philebrity’s Harvest Moon Cotillion, Friday, November 25th At Johnny Brenda’s

Monday, November 7th, 2011

PHILEBRITY’S HARVEST MOON COTILLION · Friday, November 25th, 9pm @ Johnny Brenda’s On Thanksgiving weekend — indeed, Black Friday and the beginning of the holiday season in earnest — join us as we host Philebrity.com’s (mostly) very proper homecoming dance. Punch (and many other drinks) will be served, both fast and slow dancing will be [...]

Dept. Of WTF: Art Museum Area Whole Foods Harassed/Terminated Muslim Worker?

Monday, November 7th, 2011

This just in from our friends at CAIR, who will be holding a press conference outside Whole Foods tomorrow: The former employee at Whole Foods Market (2001 Pennsylvania Avenue, Philadelphia, PA) was allegedly subject to pervasive harassment and retaliation once his supervisors found out about his Islamic faith. At one point, he was reportedly forced [...]

Attn. Spinto Nation: Say Hi To Teen Men

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Teen Men is the new collab between the Spinto Band‘s Nick Krill and filmmaker Albert Birney — it’s a sort of visual/musical project — and above is their first effort, “Fall Out A Tree.” It’s-a-nice. Get more Krill here.

Recommended Reading: What To Read If You Don’t Want To Feel Like A Moron When It’s Time To Vote For Some Judges Tomorrow

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Over at the always informative Litigation & Trial blog.

Inky’s Shitty Relocation Karma Bestows Upon Us The Question: Which Is Better, South Jersey Or The Gallery Mall?

Monday, November 7th, 2011

We have a hunch that, at this point, the brass at Philadelphia Media Network are letting slip any old idea they think of, and letting the marketplace react (or not react at all) accordingly. The whole tablet fiasco was a great example of this: Put out a thing nobody really wanted in the first place, [...]

From The Desk Of Michael Tomasetti: Karen Brown, Remixed

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Hiyo! Look familiar? Well, it could on two counts: You may remember Michael Tomasetti from the pages previously, but above, he reenacts that Karen Brown commercial you may have seen with chilling accuracy. Funnier still: He’s only a few lines off from the real thing. If you like, after the jump, we’ve posted the original [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Parking Authority Experiments With New Branding Aimed At 8 Year Old Boys

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Saw this on a parking kiosk on 18th between market and jfk. Nice. “Park there, Mom! IT SAYS POOP.” Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Daily Poll: Are You Gonna Even Bother Voting Tomorrow, Philadelphia?

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Weekend: The Heavenly Option

Friday, November 4th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>>Indie-rock super group and inventors of “doom wop” Mister Heavenly (parts Man Man, Modest Mouse, and Islands) with Mr. Dream and Buffalo Stance at the First Unitarian Church. >>>Mexo-Americana folkers David Wax Museum are bringing their rootsy-tunes to Johnny Brenda’s with support from Lion Versus. >>>Bucks County’s Illinois are playing Kungfu Necktie with NY’s [...]

Hey, Let Us Help You With That First Friday Thing You’re Doing In An Hour

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Dept. Of Ongoing Pissing Matches: Bolaris Vs. Schwartz Race To Explain Why The Weather Is So Damned Kooky

Friday, November 4th, 2011

This was odd: Last night, both NBC10 and Fox29 teased reports from their respective lead weathermen, which both promised to explain why the weather has been so damned weird, once and for all. As if you needed to know. That both reports were filed by 10′s Glenn “Hurricane” Schwartz and 29′s John Bolaris, who’ve been [...]

Video Of The Occupation Of Comcast, Arrests

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Over at the Occupy Philadephia Media page, there’s a video documentation of the occupation of Comcast HQ and the nine arrests that took place there. As a small prelude to the video above, let us just say that those on the fence about the movement may be turned off by the massive amount of chanting, [...]

Local Artist To Drive From England To Mali For Charity

Friday, November 4th, 2011

There are a good number of people out there who are just honest-to-god great folks, and one or two may even read this site. One of those great folks is Philly artist and photographer Mike Reali, who will be spending his holiday season driving a 1989 Ford Ambulance from England to Mali all in the [...]

Dept. Of Wanton (Possibly Actually Funny) Assholery: The Real Househusbands Of Philadelphia Occupy Philly

Friday, November 4th, 2011

You know, we gave these guys a pretty rough time last time, but we gotta give them credit this time around: This right here is some Asshole Magic.

Daily Poll: C’mon, You Know You Have A Favorite GOP Clown

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Raccoon Update: Suprise, Darrell Clarke’s Amendment Is Total Bullshit Anyway!

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Look, we know you only come here for the raccoon news, so let’s just be honest about it, at least. So: On a day when City Council actually did usher in useful legislation that could, at long last, pave a way for Philadelphia to finally become a friendlier place to start a small business (more [...]