Archive for November, 2011

Oh, JoePa

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Oh, JoePa.

Introducing Your New Totally Useless City Council President, Darrell Clarke!

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

City Councilman Darrell Clarke (pictured) has had a full plate for a while now, introducing bullshit legislation against, er, raccoons, small business, the spirit of anyone so bold as to take his parking space, DIY arts spaces in otherwise blighted areas and making his neighbors wonder aloud if in fact he even lives in his [...]

Vegan Poop + Bussed In Anarchists = #OccupyPhillly Stays At Dilworth!

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

We’ll have Jim Adair’s daily Occupy roundup later today, but here’s what you need to know for now: They lifted a couple of rocks at Dilworth Plaza and found both actual human feces and a handful of anarchists fucking up the whole thing but, oddly, no eviction notice from the City. Not just yet, anyway. [...]

Daily Poll: Stop It, You’re Crushing My Soul

Wednesday, November 16th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: They Remembered It In People

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

It’s A Trap by Power Animal >>> People Songs, the album released in May by Philly boy Keith Hampson‘s one-man bedroom outfit turned giant ensemble Power Animal, should definitely be on a short list of most ambitious albums by a local act this year. (The label it was released on, Human Kindness Overflowing, is no [...]

Inky/DN Staffers Hide Their Freakouts As News Breaks Of Newsroom Mergers

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

One thing’s for sure: Someone’s gonna have to eat it. After years of a culture of warring newsrooms that once seemed quaint and maybe a little silly but now — like so much at Philadelphia Media Network and the corporate entities that preceded it — seems completely pathetic, staffers at both the Daily News and [...]

Today In Occupy Philly: The End Is Nigh?

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

The day after Mayor Bloomberg in New York City took his first big step towards moving/shutting down/breaking apart Occupy Wall Street, there is worry that the same will occur here in Philadelphia. The tensions between Occupy Philly and the city have been building over the last few days, so it isn’t exactly a stretch to [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Arrah & The Ferns, “Waterproof Gold Watch”

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Recorded live in Omaha while the Philly band was on tour. Why Arrah & The Ferns aren’t one of the most popular bands in the city completely mystifies us. Previously: Stuck On Repeat: Arrah & The Ferns, “Slim 5″

It’s Official: It Is An Awful, Awful Time To Be A Human Being In Fishtown/NoLibs

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

As if the murder of Shane Kelly over the weekend in Fishtown was not enough, today comes news of a guy being shot in the neck overnight during a robbery in NoLibs, and another guy having the living shit beat out of him on Frankford by (we presume) Fishtown Street Urchins. To Philly’s apparently quite [...]

Local Ad Man/PSU Alumnus Humblebrags His Way Through Sandusky Analysis

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

It was inevitable, and it’s still awful, but it’s happening: The PSU scandal has reached such magnitude that it has all but enveloped the current media cycle so that no matter what the beat is, you’ll find someone squeezing their hustle into or a column out of the entire mess. This goes for sports authors [...]

Jerry Sandusky Spoke To Bob Costas Last Night

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Last night, on Brian Williams‘ new show “Rock Center With Brian Williams,” Bob Costas conducted a phone interview with Jerry Sandusky. In his first real public statement since the accusations against him became public, Sandusky denied being a pedophile, but admitted to showering with children. Costas didn’t go easy on Sandusky at all, asking him [...]

Boxing Greats Pay Tribute To Joe Frazier

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Yesterday, at Enon Tabernacle Baptist Church in Mount Airy, mourners paid their last respects to the legendary Joe Frazier. According to The New York Times, Muhammed Ali, Michael Spinks, Bernard Hopkins, and Larry Holmes were all in town to say goodbye to Frazier, and Mike Tyson sent along a video tribute. According to the Times, [...]

Daily Poll: Basketball?

Tuesday, November 15th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: We Hope They Have Cake

Monday, November 14th, 2011

>>>Indo-Canadian King Khan has teamed up with Indo-Canadian Bloodshot Bill to form The Tandoori Knights, an Indian-themed garage rock/rockabilly band that will be playing Johnny Brenda’s tonight. King Khan has a reputation for wild live shows, so this will probably be no different. >>>Tigerbeats turns two years old at The Barbary tonight, officially making it [...]

Holy Crap Noel Gallagher Sucked On Friday Night

Monday, November 14th, 2011

Judge us however you’d like, but we loved Oasis. There was a time when they really did mean something to us. Of course, you’d have to be deaf if you didn’t loathe the bloated mess they morphed into after those first three albums (and even that third one doesn’t really deserve to be in there), [...]

Did Fishtown Just Suffer Its First Native-On-Transplant Murder?

Monday, November 14th, 2011

As a surging interest in Fishtown real estate has brought hundreds if not thousands of new residents to the neighborhood in the last decade, native/gentrifier relations are still — and this is predictable for Philly in general — pretty much block-to-block. Some folks on either side of the equation have horror stories and real acrimony; [...]

Rubin: Inky To Move To Strawbridge & Clothier Building

Monday, November 14th, 2011

Oh God: This is going to make lunchtime so, so awkward for us. Previously: Inky’s Shitty Relocation Karma Bestows Upon Us The Question: Which Is Better, South Jersey Or The Gallery Mall?

Today In Penn State: Abraham And Trophies

Monday, November 14th, 2011

The Big Ten Championship, which was set to hand out the first Stagg-Paterno trophy to the Big Ten football champion on December 3rd, will now only hand out the Stagg trophy. According to NBC10, the Big Ten has removed Joe Paterno‘s name from the football championship trophy it had named after him and Amos Alonzo [...]

You Think A New Music Venue At The Old Boot & Saddle Is A Good Idea? Sign The Petition.

Monday, November 14th, 2011

The old Boot & Saddle (1131 S Broad Street) has been sitting empty for a while now, and a group of people would like to see that changed. David Goldfarb, who you may remember as the happy fella in this video, has begun a petition to have a liquor license transferred to the Boot & [...]

Daily Poll: Phillies Talk

Monday, November 14th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.