Archive for November, 2011

Daily Poll: Hip-Hop Is Dead! Long Live Hip-Hop!

Tuesday, November 22nd, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: The Calm Before The Storm

Monday, November 21st, 2011

>>>Grunge-guy turned folk singer A.A. Bondy, touring behind his third record Believers, is playing the First Unitarian Church tonight with support from Gold Leaves. >>>Real Estate, whose album Days is one of First Mate Jim’s stand-outs of the year, are playing Johnny Brenda’s tonight. Big Troubles will open. >>>You only have three more nights before [...]

And Finally, Here Is ?uestlove, In A Drum Solo Battle With Animal From The Muppets

Monday, November 21st, 2011

From Friday night’s episode of Fallon. Why this isn’t on the Fallon website is a complete mystery to us, as it’s the best thing to happen on the show pretty much ever.

Readers (Don’t) Cameraphone: Let Me Tell You About This Evil Eye Removal Place I Saw On North Broad

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Here, then, is the first Readers Cameraphone submission ever, WITH NO PHOTO: I totally should have shot you a photo of it but I was with others and we were behind schedule. If you go way up broad any time soon, though, keep your eye out on your right. There’s a church with a HUGE [...]

Sweet Fancy Moses, We Are Not Worthy Of That Ray Davies Show On Saturday Night

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Here is a testament to the majesty of the songwriting catalog of one Ray Davies, who appeared with a rock band, a 40-person choir, choir director David Temple, and himself on Saturday night at the Temple Performing Arts Center: He played for two hours and he didn’t even really make a dent in getting to [...]

Other Occupy News: Stephan Jenkins Is The Voice Of A Generation

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Third Eye Blind, known more for their “doot doot doo“‘s than their lyrical prowess, have penned an Occupy Wall Street “anthem,” according to the Huffington Post. The tune, entitled “If There Ever Was A Time,” sounds less anthem for the 99% and more Hanson b-side. The lyrics are posted in full at the Huffington Post, [...]

Recommended Reading: Mattathias Schwartz Traces The Origins Of Occupy

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Some of you may remember our old friend Mattathias Schwartz who, for a time in the last decade, ran the wonderful periodical The Philadelphia Independent, which inspires us (and makes us feel periodic pangs of tremendous loss) to this day. Since the Phindie folded, Schwartz has gone deep into long-form journalism, and today, his piece, [...]

Dept. Of I Would Rather Be Kicked In The Groin One Thousand Times: There’s Going To Be A Rocky Musical

Monday, November 21st, 2011

The movies were great. And by “great,” I mean, “great.” But we must all recognize at some point that there is a darkness within the Rocky DNA that tells humans to exploit the fuck out of Rocky, even when it makes no real sense to do so. (Like, say, for instance, that fucking monstrosity on [...]

It’s Going To Be Yet Another Shitty Christmas At Adolf Hitler’s House

Monday, November 21st, 2011

The whole NJ-trash-who-named-their-baby-Adolf-Hitler story is like some kind of urban myth/modern parable, except it’s real and, so so sadly, actual children with no control over what happens to them are attached to the situation. In the latest update, Hons Campbell, the literally just-delivered bay son of Heath and Deborah Campbell, was taken into the New [...]

Today In #occupyphilly: It Is Worse Everywhere Else

Monday, November 21st, 2011

>>>In another edition of “at least that didn’t happen here,” we present the pepper spray incident at UC Davis. According to Time Magazine, the students were protesting tuition hikes at UC Davis, and when they refused to leave the exit of the quad, “officers marched up to the protest line, one brandishing a can of [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Oh! Pears In The November Edition Of Bands In The Backyard

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Oh! Pears, led by former Pattern Is Movement guitarist Corey Duncan, sat down with Bands In The Backyard for their November episode. Oh! Pears can next be seen at Johnny Brenda’s on December 10th.

PSU Investigation To Be Led By Ex-FBI Director

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Louis Freeh, who served as director of the FBI from 1993-2001, has been brought in by the Penn State board of trustees to investigate the conduct of PSU personnel in response to the child abuse charges against Jerry Sandusky. According to NBC Philadelphia, “retired Air Force Col. and astronaut Guion Bluford will [also] be part [...]

Daily Poll: Plan Of (Turkey) Attack

Monday, November 21st, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Weekend: Quick! Before It All Turns To Egg Nog!

Friday, November 18th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>> Here, then, is a quick cold water blast of reality for you: This is the last weekend before the entire collective consciousness of America shifts into Holiday Mode. The last weekend before you begin your month-long slide into food, drink, anxiety and, ultimately, depression. The last weekend before ABCFamily and B101 go ALL [...]

Retired Philadelphia Police Captain Arrested At Occupy Wall Street Is Back To Protesting

Friday, November 18th, 2011

The New York Observer has an image of the aforementioned retired Philly PD Captain Ray Lewis being arrested at OWS yesterday. According to the Observer, Capt. Lewis was charged with, “One violation of local law, and two counts of disorderly conduct including disrupting traffic and refusing to move on.” He is reportedly out of custody [...]

Film Sweat: Skin, Legs And All

Friday, November 18th, 2011

RECOMMENDED: What a different world it was the last time Antonio Banderas and director Pedro Almodóvar made a movie together: After starring in Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!, Banderas went Hollywood, eventually making you forget everything there once was to like about him. Meanwhile, Almodóvar went along in his own quiet-loud way, steadily putting [...]

Okay, We Now Realize That Dude We Made Fun Of Once Is Actually Awesome

Friday, November 18th, 2011

A while back, we posted this Readers Cameraphone unaware of the backstory, but now, thanks to The Daily Mail of all places, we have that backstory. The man behind the mask is Eric Smith, a man who may be known better as the dude behind Geekadelphia, and his story begins in the harshest of ways: [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Can’t Touch This

Friday, November 18th, 2011

Came across this stop sign today in Fishtown. Pretty sure it was around Hancock and Cecil B. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

And Now, Today’s GOOD NEWS: No To Fracking!

Friday, November 18th, 2011

We told you yesterday about a vote that was going to take place on whether or not to allow fracking in the Delaware River Basin. In fact, we even called on Joe Biden (Senator Amtrak to some) to stop the whole thing from going down. Well as it turns out, the vote itself was cancelled [...]

What Do The Creators Of South Park, Steve Jobs, Julie Taymor, and Mayor Nutter Have In Common?

Friday, November 18th, 2011

According to NBC Philadelphia, they have all been named to the Top 20 Americans of the Year by Esquire magazine. Only 14 of those Americans have their content up on Esquire’s website (Nutter is not one of them), but according to Philly.com, “the magazine gives him praise for the budget-cutting that reduced his local popularity. [...]