Archive for November, 2011

Texting While Driving Now Illegal In PA

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

According to an article from the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, the PA State Senate has approved legislation that, “prohibits motorists from sending, receiving, or reading text messages while driving.” According to the article, the senate passed the measure 45-5 and sent it to Gov. Tom Corbett, who is expected to sign it into law. Texting while driving [...]

Ladies And Gentlemen, This Is The Worst Piece Of Philly Sports Merchandise We’ve Ever Seen

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Now: Even if we did not hate the fucking Eagles — and even if this t-shirt did not seem to confirm our fears of the “Red Eagles” sensibility, wherein the Philadelphia baseball culture has been co-opted by those among us so dead in their souls as to believe in American football — the fact still [...]

This Evening: The Halloween Hangover

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

>>> Need a dose of emphatic-vocal-dramatically-tinged-folk-pop? Fanfarlo is playing at Johnny Brenda’s tonight with Steven Vega. >>> If you’re still into the idea of hanging out with people in costumes the day after Halloween, check out the UniverSoul Circus at the Mann Center tonight. After all, everything’s better fused with hip-hop, right? And now, tonight’s [...]

Tug Boat Driver Gets 366 Days In Prison In Duck Boat Collision

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Matthew Devlin, who was piloting the tug boat that hit the Duck Boat when they collided was sentenced to 366 days in prison by a Federal judge today. According to The Inquirer, Devlin was also sentenced to three-years probation and will report to prison on January 5th. Devlin is quoted as saying, “”I know what [...]

Today In Occupy Philly: We Ain’t Goin’ Nowhere (Maybe)

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

>>>According to an AP report, the protesters at Occupy Philly “have not reached a decision yet” on whether they will leave City Hall so the planned Dilworth Plaza renovations can take place. According to the report, “The group also said it plans to consult with unions about the benefits of the renovation project as it [...]

Someone Posted A Link To This Photo In The Comments To Today’s Poll, And Now We Cannot Stop Talking About It

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

This, of course, is the scene of the remains of St. John Neumann, preserved as they are today at 5th and Girard, where anyone could go see them (and in fact, people do). Now, we won’t get into the weird Catholic-ness of it all (we already bashed our own kind once today, on this, the [...]

State Commissioned Report Finds PLCB Isn’t Very Good At Making Money, Gently Suggests Privatization

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

According to a state commissioned consultant’s report that was released last week, the potential loss of state revenue by privatizing the liquor industry could actually be recouped through the auctioning off of licenses and charging liquor retailers annual fees. The report, ordered by Gov. Tom Corbett and produced by consultants at the PFM Group in [...]

Science Is Crazy: Penn Surgeons Complete Successful Double Hand Transplant

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

According to The Inquirer, surgeons at University of Pennsylvania completed a “very, very successful” double hand transplant on a quadruple amputee. The article stresses that, while successful, “It will take about a year before nerve regeneration would be expected to give [the patient] finger movement and sensation … she has been in rehab for several [...]

Dept. Of Nothing Gold Can Stay: There Is A Decent Chance That You Favorite Phillie Is On Ben Reiter’s Top 50 Free Agents List

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

If you’ve been following the Phils news lately (and did not, as many did, shut the TV off and stop paying attention immediately after The Nightmare That Was Game 5 Against The Cardinals), this won’t really be news to you, but it is worth noting. For the fourth year running, Sports Illustrated has published baseball [...]

From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: With Friends Like Vince’s, Who Needs Enemas

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Joey – Did you read this hornet’s nest of shit? To know him is to loathe him. And this time – it’s not just the prosecutors. I can only imagine that upon combing through the cacophony of Vince Fumo’s correspondence from the hoosegow, the U.S. Attorneys did their own tawdry version of the Truffle Shuffle, [...]

Here’s What’s Going On At Phoodie.info

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

>>>Anthony Bourdain and Eric Ripert are speaking at the Merriam Theater tomorrow night and we’re giving away tickets. >>>Phoodie.info is co-presenting some rare Uyghur cuisine with National Mechanics on Sunday. This event presents what is possibly your only chance to try Uyghur cuisine from the Xinjiang province of China, presented by a master of the [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Then There Was The Time Mike Jerrick Dressed Up As Kim Kardashian And An Uncomfortable Silence Overcame The Entire City

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

That is entirely not okay.

Readers Cameraphone: “This Is What Panhandling Looks Like In The Metaverse.”

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Also, what happens when Occupy, a terrible economy and Halloween join forces. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Two Recently Discovered Clarence Clemons Christmas Songs To Be Released

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Merry Christmas indeed The late Clarence Clemons may best be known for his work with Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band, but he also had his fair share of side work; from solo albums to books to being excellent. It only makes sense that since his passing, some new artifacts from his career have [...]

Fractal Circus Presents: Deerhoof At World Cafe Live

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

Deerhoof – “Song of Sorn” at World Cafe Live from Fractal Circus on Vimeo. The fine folks over at Fractal Circus never fail to impress with their video coverage of concerts, events, and the in-between. About a month ago they were invited to film Deerhoof at World Cafe Live along with Scrapple.tv, and the end [...]

A Heartbreaking Work Of Staggering Blowjobs: This Totally Weird NBC10 Segment On “Ed Rendell’s New Life”

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

View more videos at: http://nbcphiladelphia.com. Anybody else catch this last night? Weird scenes inside the goldmine for Fast Eddie, in a segment that really raised more questions than it answered (because it didn’t answer any). Such as: Is it really a good look for Kirstin Snow to look that theatrically bored by the rumors of [...]

Daily Poll: Pick Yr Saint

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

This is excluding, of course, the actual saints we already have: Frances Xavier Cabrini, Katherine Drexel and John Neumann. Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to [...]