It seems before he decided he had to seek ultimate revenge on Jose Canseco, Lenny Dykstra was locked into an autograph signing at the Oxford Valley Mall on Saturday. But fear not fans, although Geoff Jenkins also backed out (which is unfortunate, because we were really hoping for Geoff Jenkins’ autograph) Mitch Williams, Tom McCarthy, and Cookie Rojas will still be signing autographs, among others.

We’ve had this lingering thought for years about Mitch Williams autograph signings: we think if there is a hell individual to all of us, then for Mitch Williams it is doing autograph signings right next to Joe Carter for all of eternity, forever signing the image of a moment he wants to forget but can never escape. But in reality, it’s probably a totally nice time.

This entry was posted on Thursday, November 3rd, 2011 at 9:36 am.