PEOPLE OF PHILADELPHIA: THIS IS THE DAY, THIS IS THE HOUR… TO BRING BACK BIG SHOT!
We know we’ve wondered aloud several times about why on Earth the Philadelphia 76ers ever decided to get rid of Big Shot and replace him with Hip-Hop, the awful bunny from Donnie Darko who came to symbolize Losing Every Goddamned Time. But in the past, that longing for Big Shot’s triumphant return had an air of impotence to it. Nobody at Comcast-Spectacor cared, the team was in steep decline, and it almost seemed as though Hip-Hop had some awful mind control over the Sixers organization that kept him employed, fed on a steady diet of weird pellets and free to cast his dark magic wherever the Sixers went.
But today is a new day. As you know doubt know, as of this week, the Sixers are under new ownership, promising a whole new era of Philadelphia NBA basketball. We wish to take these men at their word. And they’ve even gone so far as to ask for suggestions from the fans on how to make the team better. Well, you don’t have to ask us twice:
CLICK HERE AND TELL THE NEW 76ERS OWNERSHIP THAT BIG SHOT MUST BE RETURNED TO HIS RIGHTFUL PLACE!
It will only take a minute. And you might just change this city for the better!
