Philadelphia Is Going To Get Its Own Sloppy, Unfocused Occupation
That whole Occupy Wall Street “protest” that has been little more than a two-week-long shit-show in NYC has inspired people all across the country to get out there and protest in the name of protesting. And now, we introduce Occupy Philadelphia.
Where the New York protests had faced surprisingly lackluster media coverage, the Philly edition has already seen pieces in the Inquirer and Philadelphia Weekly, and the thing hasn’t even happened yet. The second planning meeting is tomorrow night at Arch Street United Methodist Church where the agenda will be selecting a date and place, but not necessarily a reason for doing it. According to Philadelphia Weekly, at Occupy Philly’s first meeting, when no actual reason for the occupation was decided upon, “A handful of people voiced their displeasure—’Choose something!’ yelled one; ‘What are we waiting for?’ shouted another—and a few left in a huff.” Also in PW’s report, it says that the first meeting was begun when some of the group, “marched from Wooden Shoe to [the meeting].” WE KNEW IT!
We’re all for standing up to the top 1% and all, but doing it in a sloppy, unfocused fashion only makes it that much easier for the whole thing to be undermined. It will be seen as a bunch of spoiled 20-somethings protesting for protest’s sake. We don’t want it to be like that, we want to like this and believe in it, and “down with the man” and all that, but until it finds a focus, it’s just a bunch of people causing traffic jams. But hey, if this starts getting some national attention, maybe we can have our own Radiohead hoax.
Plus, the Staphmeal dude is going to totally go help out, and who wouldn’t want to be associated with him?






