Archive for September, 2011

From The Desk Of Joe Boruchow: Memorial

Monday, September 12th, 2011

My addition to the burgeoning toy box that is Lenfest Plaza. Thank you to Larry Krain of Krain Outdoor Advertising who graciously invited me to design a cutout for his billboard at 15th and Cherry St, Philadelphia. More –including hi-res, printable poster-size versions of Joe’s work — at his blog. Previously: From The Desk Of [...]

CSI: The Experience Coming To Franklin Institute To The Joy Of Fake Scientists Everywhere

Monday, September 12th, 2011

CSI, a TV show so scientifically inaccurate it may actually cause problems in real-life trials, is coming to the Franklin Institute in the form of CSI: The Experience. Participants in the “experience” will get to investigate a crime in one of three simulated crime scenes, and will be “guided by investigators from the hit television [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Time Lapse Clean-Up

Monday, September 12th, 2011

11th Street Beautification from Megawords Magazine on Vimeo. Seriously, who doesn’t think time lapse footage is awesome? Is there anyone out there? Didn’t think so. And, on top of that, who doesn’t enjoy a mini urban clean-up? No one again? Cool, we’re in good company.

Inquirer/Daily News Tablet Sale To Start Tomorrow

Monday, September 12th, 2011

We reported on this back when it was announced, but the Philadelphia Media Network will start selling their pre-loaded Android tablets tomorrow. The initial run of 5,000 Arnova 10 G2 Android devices (made by French consumer electronics company Archos) will come preloaded with the Philadelphia Daily News and Philadelphia Inquirer apps. According to AdWeek, the [...]

This Weekend: Fringe and Food and Fests

Friday, September 9th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>>Fringe Fest Presents: Saucy Bible Tales at The Ethical Society Building (1906 South Rittenhouse Square). The stage show features those stories a bit too…uh…dirty for Sunday school. >>>The XFS Philly Song Shuffle comes to the World Cafe Live. The show features “three plus hours of fast, dirty fun involving four minute sets, four second [...]

UPenn Tea Party Shuts Down, Compares Itself To Homosexuals

Friday, September 9th, 2011

According to The Daily Pennsylvanian, a Tea Party group on Penn’s campus that had begun only last year has disbanded. According to the article, the group cited low attendance at events as their reason for ceasing, and according to group founder Daniel Chinburg, students are afraid of having opinions that “are not in line with [...]

Mike Jerrick Makes Fun Of The Kardashians, Gains One Point In Our Eyes

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Jerrick Makes Fun Of Kardashians: MyFoxPHILLY.com Mike Jerrick, the absolute zenith of Philadelphia news journalism, interviewed two of the Kardashians this morning. After making sure they couldn’t hear him anymore, Jerrick graced his viewing audience with his Kardashian impression. It pretty much consists of making whiny noises with his mouth, but it’s oddly accurate.

Mayor Nutter’s Curfew To Remain In Effect

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Mayor Nutter announced that his Friday and Saturday 9PM curfew for Center City and University City will remain in effect for the time being. In addition, the weekday curfew for minors (10:30 PM for minors 13 and older, 9:00 PM for minors 12 and under) will remain unchanged, as will the extended weekend hours at [...]

Hands Across the Square: An Interfaith Remembrance of 9/11 Is Taking Place In Rittenhouse On Sunday

Friday, September 9th, 2011

This Sunday, as you all know, marks the ten year anniversary of the September 11th terrorist attacks. Deciding how to commemorate these events can be a hard decision to make, but for those interested, there’s this: In Rittenhouse Square Park, from 1PM to 3PM, there is an interfaith rememberence going on. Accoriding to a press [...]

This Teachers Of Philly iPhone Game Features Horrible Asian Stereotype

Friday, September 9th, 2011

We here at the Philebs are fans of seeing our great city featured in app and game form, but The Teachers of Philly, a new iPhone game made by Gamemian Studios gives us a bit of a … different feeling. The game makes teachers into superheroes, fighting back against Mayor Nutter, Arlene Ackerman, and Tom [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Tonight Archbishop Chaput Is Gonna Rock You Tonight

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Archbishop Chaput of Philadelphia: Installation Homily from Rocco Palmo on Vimeo. That Chaput fellow absolutely ROCKED IT at his Solemn Mass of Installation yesterday at the Cathedral-Basilica of Ss. Peter and Paul. And by “ROCKED IT,” we mean “immediately put us back in touch with the feeling of YEARS of falling asleep in church, only [...]

PSA: BIKE PHILLY IS THIS SUNDAY AND THERE WILL NOT BE A SINGLE GOLD-PAINTED NUDE BARISTA IN THE WHOLE THING

Friday, September 9th, 2011

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And Now, Today’s GOOD NEWS: Penn Park Is OPEN!

Friday, September 9th, 2011

The best part is knowing that Penn undergrads will never, ever hang out here. Ooh, lookie: The long-promised Penn Park, made out of the urban detritus that was the land located east of the Highline and stretching from Walnut Street to South Streets, is finished! And open! And it’s big! (Get a look at a [...]

You May Call ‘Em Buyouts/Layoffs; We Call ‘Em “The Larry Platt Award For Excellence”

Friday, September 9th, 2011

And so it comes to pass that the Daily News is rolling out another round of buyouts for eligible staff, presumably to forestall any out-and-out layoffs which, at this point, we should assume are coming regardless. And while the City Paper laments all of this — and we do, too — let’s pause and look [...]

Readers Cameraphone: You Shouldn’t Say Such Things About Fox29′s Dumb Weather Lenny Or Whatever The Crud His Name Is

Friday, September 9th, 2011

Why is the Fox 29 mascot an oversized retarded child? Well, actually, I guess that makes perfect sense. This, of course, was taken this morning during Good Day Philadelphia’s Salute To 9/11, in which the gang closed down Market Street so Jnnnnaphhhrhrrr Frrrrrdddddrrrcccckkkkk could play war simulator games and comment on the pecs of servicemen [...]

This Evening’s Fringe Fest Picks

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

>>>St. Stephen’s Theater (923 Ludlow Street) tonight is hosting a show which wins the unofficial Philebrity award for most “huh?” title of the fest: Heavy Metal Dance Fag. So, ya know, do whatever you want with that information. >>>Polygon Independent Improv Comedy present: Voltron at O’Neal’s Pub (611 South 3rd Street). Polygon describe themselves as [...]

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See TV On The Radio With Broken Social Scene At The Mann Center Tomorrow!

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Tomorrow night, The Mann Center welcomes two of the most well-respected and established acts in “indie-rock” when TV On The Radio plays with support from Broken Social Scene. Both bands are playing behind great albums from last year (TVOTR’s Nine Types of Light and BSS’s Forgiveness Rock Record) and we want you to see them, [...]

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. Got an HD radio? Tune in to 88.5-2 FM HD! ON TODAY’S BIG SHOW: Please don’t mind if we indulge a rainy/blue vibe. It’ll be romantic. Tune in. You’ll see.

Rick Santorum Wants The Same Amount Of Attention Romney And Perry Are Getting Please

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

We didn’t watch last night’s GOP debate because, well, we like our sanity. However, Rick Santorum seemingly took a back seat to the Mitt Romney/Rick Perry perfect-hair crazy-off, and he was not happy about it (On a side note: if they were to make a movie about Romney/Perry, they would both be played by Jon [...]

More Fun With People Who Will Also Be Unemployed Soon: Is The Inky Dickhurt That City Paper Is Breaking Stories?

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

That is, more or less, the charge that this op-ed by Isaiah Thompson makes in today’s City Paper which is ironic because, well, they’re all supposed to be in the same gang now. Then again, it’s textbook Broad & Whatever behavior, as both Inky and Daily News staff routinely held (and acted on) grudges against [...]