Here’s a little secret: a little tiny part of our brains (and hearts) thinks Damon Feldman has the capacity for good. But no matter how hard we hope, he keeps coming at us with shit. We told you yesterday about Feldman’s new gig, but we want to expound on this a bit.

According to The Daily News, Feldman can no longer legally promote fights in Pennsylvania (we’re shocked he ever could) so he has moved on to “training” his newest protégé and one-time murder attempter Amy Fisher. We thought Feldman’s life’s work of embarrassing everyone he got involved with would end when he was barred from promoting, but now, he’s somehow qualified to be a “trainer” for “celebrity” “boxing.” In fact, he’ll train anyone who wants to pay him and decides to call 484-318-6133 (Note: Please don’t call him).

But a key part of this story is Fisher. In a town that has long been driven by work ethic, you have to give respect to someone who will be training by day and stripping by night. Actually, no you don’t. Please make this stop.

[Photo via attorneygeneral.gov]

This entry was posted on Tuesday, September 13th, 2011 at 1:05 pm.