New Archbishop Chaput Is All About The Children

Charles Chaput will be the new Archbishop of the Archdiocese of Philadelphia starting Sept. 8th, but he has already ruffled a few feathers in his future home.

We told you before about some of his opinions on gay rights activists and John Kerry before, but in an interview with CBS 3′s Pat Ciarrocci, last week, Chaput wanted to stress that he’s all about the children. According to the Philadelphia Gay News, Chaput told Ciarrocci, “Marriage is a natural relationship between a man and a woman for the sake of children. And so same-sex marriage doesn’t make any sense, if you understand that’s what marriage is. It’s about children. It’s not about love, it’s not just about sex — though sex is always about love and about children.” It’s not about love? Man, we had it wrong all along.

He continued, saying “We become healthy human beings with a father who loves our mother and a mother who loves our father, in a faithful kind of way.” But according to PGN, “His concern for the well-being of children seems contrary to some of the positions he took in his diocese. While he investigated allegations of sex-abuse scandals, he also opposed payouts to victims and lobbied against increasing the statute of limitations to bring charges against alleged abusers. Chaput also barred the children of a lesbian couple from attending a parish school.” Oh man, this guy. We don’t even know what to say. He’s not even here yet and he’s already making a name for himself. We won’t say if its a good name or a bad name, but you can probably guess.

  • http://auxinn.wordpress.com/ Sonny

    Is it me, or does he look like Smithers?

  • the_ill

    and they wonder why they can’t keep their numbers up

  • shawnkilroy

    “It’s not about love, it’s not just about sex — though sex is always about love and about children”

    doesn’t even make any sense.

    Even if you take away the whole raping of children element (which gets more and more difficult), the idea that catholics take advice and counseling about sex, money and relationships from dudes who’ve sworn those things off, makes no sense.

  • schmapty

    Just look at him.

  • Philly-x-pat

    I have heard his rhetorical style described as “greasy”. I prefer the word SLICK. His speeches are all polished air, smoke and mirrors, that don’t make much sense in a second read – the emperors’ clothes style so to speak, no honest aides to critique a god perfect Charlies Chaput written speech – shawnkilroy, good catch.

  • all i want

    oh ok, he’s one of those assholes priests i’ve been reading about. sounds like he’s doing a wonderful job of rearranging deck chairs on the titanic