Archive for September, 2011

This Weekend: Far Out Horrors

Friday, September 30th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>>Soundtrackers-of-romance The Blood Feathers will be playing a slightly less intimate set at Johnny Brenda’s with Like A Fox and Matthew O’Neill. >>>That Shaolin Jazz thing we told you about a few days ago has a listening party tonight at Viviant Art Collection (60 North 2nd Street) from 7PM to 10PM. SATURDAY: Pure & [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Random Flooding On Delaware Ave. Continues Despite The Fact That IT’S NOT EVEN RAINING

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Just drove through three huge and random puddles around the Race Street Pier area. It’s on both north and south bound sides. kind of random on this beautiful day: This has been going on for a little while now, for all kinds of mundane reasons. But really, let’s just ‘fess up and confirm what you [...]

Brooklyn-Based Co-Working/Studio Space To Expand To Philly

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Say hello to 3rd Ward Philadelphia, why don’t you? The popular workshop space based in Brooklyn will soon expand to Philadelphia, opening a massive 27,000 square-feet location in the NoLibsFishyKenz at 4th and Thompson streets. Slated to open Summer 2012, the Philly 3rd Ward — brought to you in part by local developers Paul Maiello [...]

The Grotesque Stick-To-Your-Dumb-Guns Tea Party Shillery Of Dom Giordano Knows No Bounds

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Pop quiz! Q: How does one follow up the world’s most annoying idea ever for a live interview event? A: If you’re Dom Giordano, you and your Big Talker cronies rent out Valley Forge Military Academy and host Donald Rumsfeld in order to help the faded captain sell copies of his piece of shit book. [...]

Philebrity Cribs: NOW Will You Live In Rag Flats?

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Some of you may remember this Philebrity Cribs post from nearly two years ago, wherein we discussed one of these Rag Flats eco-party-palaces, built during the go-go ’00s Fishtown real estate boom, only to go tenant-less at the end of that decade when we all started living the deep, now-even-a-little-wheezy Heavy Sigh that extends to [...]

We Got Love For Ya, Drexel, But This “Live It” Campaign Makes You Look Like A Sports Drink

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Mmmmm, those Catholic electrolytes are making me feel Dragonriffic!

Good Day Philadelphia Anchors This Close To Dispensing With The Reading Of News Altogether

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Regular readers of this site will be familiar with our dark obsession with Fox29′s Good Day Philadelphia, the little morning show that, on a daily basis, brings a little bit of that Alabama morning news feeling to Philly. Well, just a quick note about that: Has anyone else noticed an increasing trend over there of [...]

Daily Poll: In Dreams Dere Is No Wooder

Friday, September 30th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Your First Friday Listings, Now Ready For Your Perusal

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

We Say A Final Farewell To Summer With East Hundred

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Our friends in East Hundred have released a new music video for their song “This Year.” The video plays like a home-movie love letter to the summer past, and was shot on Super 8 film by Justin Clowes, so enjoy it and look back on your summer with fond memories before we dip into 50 [...]

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. Got an HD radio? Tune in to 88.5-2 FM HD! ON THE BIG SHOW TODAY: Deep live cuts, that skinny motherfucker with the high voice, live iPhone beats, and more.

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To See Ray LaMontagne

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

The raspy-voiced folker Ray LaMontagne is coming to the Mann Center tomorrow night with his band The Pariah Dogs. Touring behind the Grammy-winning God Willin’ and the Creek Don’t Rise, LaMontagne and his band can take you from whispered, soft, folk tunes to raucous, foot-stomping, folk-rock from one song to another. Support will be provided [...]

From The Desk Of Michael Prince: It’s Officially Wow Season

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

If you didn’t stay in and watch baseball last night, you missed what some are calling the most incredible night in the history of the sport. That’s a bit much, but here’s what you missed… 10:26 PM: The Cardinals defeat former Phillie Brett Myers and the Astros 8-0 to guarantee themselves at least a tie [...]

Every Inch Of Our Record Nerd Body Is Intrigued By This Shaolin Jazz Thing

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Years after the mash-up craze burned out in a generally thoughtless K-hole comes a project that just might remind you of everything good and powerful about the process of taking one piece of music and artfully syncing it up with another. Shaolin Jazz — The 37th Chamber is a project created by Washington DC’s Gerald [...]

If We Knew Then What We Know Now, We’d Have Alienated Stephen Starr And Kept David Lynch

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

The great Philadelphian expat David Lynch recently saw the opening of Silencio, the Paris nightclub he designed. And looking through the photos of the impressive space, we couldn’t help but feel a pang of what-if. For in a city that is thoroughly exhausted with what often feels like the bells and whistles (and often, straight-up [...]

Daily Poll: Tell The Truth, Do You Ever Get The Red Eagles Blues?

Thursday, September 29th, 2011

Oh hey, we’re going to try doing a Daily Poll each morning now, wherein we ask you, the people of Philadelphia, random things about your life here, and on Earth. Got a question you want to see the people answer? Suggest it at: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: Happy Barbarella Day To You

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

>>> Wow, it’s been a year already? Happy Birthday to our friends at Barbarella, who celebrate tonight with a lil’ shindig. May you have 100 more years of deep fried mac-and-cheese balls. (That’s what she said.) >>> Programming note: Mogwai at Union Transfer ain’t happenin’, for the Mogwai tour has been postponed. Listen to Mogwai [...]

Banana Tosser Charged With Most Canadian Sounding Crime Ever

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

The guy who threw a banana at Flyers forward Wayne Simmonds the other day in London, Ontario (which you guys, and common sense, said was “totally racist“) has been found. According to NBC Philadelphia, London police have arrested 26-year-old Chris Moorhouse of London, Ontario. Moorhouse was served a summons, not for a hate crime or [...]

Only In Delco: Elderly Buddhist Carjacked Outside Church

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

According to the Delaware County Daily Times, a 70 year old man was carjacked outside of his Buddhist congregation in Landsdowne at 8:50AM on Sunday morning. The man had left the congregation to get something from his car when two men approached, held him at gunpoint, and took his cash, cell phone, and Nissan Murano. [...]

Dept. Of Fake Local News Personality Twitter Accounts: @FakeAdamJoseph Lamer Than Even The Real Adam Joseph

Wednesday, September 28th, 2011

Step it up over there, @FakeAdamJoseph! The funniest thing about you is your header. After that, you make the Staphmeal guy sound like Dorothy Fuckin’ Parker.