Archive for August, 2011

Rumblings: “Chu Bykofskys”

Monday, August 15th, 2011

>>> What with all the nonsense over our leadership’s very public nervous breakdown over the flash mob/wilding/wolfpack thing, we almost forgot about that other old Philly standby: People being giant assholes to other people who happen to be on bikes. Guess who’s next up at the plate? Chinatown, of all the unlikely places! Businesspeople there [...]

Al-Jazeera And BBC Agree: Oh Yes, Do Tell Us More About These Philadelphia Flash Mobs!

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Oh boy. And for that matter, I say, old chap! One question, though: In their quest to simultaneously empower the flash mobbers with more attention than anyone could have ever dreamed and create a Nanny State, did Nutter and Ramsey ever consider that they’d be advancing the very international-black-eye for the city that they feared? [...]

We Present The Following @MikeJerrick Screengrab Without Comment

Monday, August 15th, 2011

Ahem.

As A Result Of Even More Ongoing Media-Fueled Fear Of “Flash Mobs,” The City Will Now Also Impose Curfews On The Following:

Monday, August 15th, 2011

· Air · Love · Missed connections · The blue glow emanating from the living rooms of all those, curfewed and uncurfewed, good and not good, seen and unseen · Charm · Pizza. We repeat: no fucking pizza. It’s just too dangerous. · Pens or other writing instruments · Watch the Throne and all discussions pertaining to it · [...]

Center City Milkboy To Open Monday?

Friday, August 12th, 2011

This is what our sources tell us: 11th and Chestnut’s long-stalled Milkboy Coffee will be opening after the weekend. We walked by the other day and it looked ready to go, but so far no website for the location can be found (by us) and in looking for a show schedule, only one popped up. [...]

Mayor Nutter: “We Cannot Raise People’s Children”

Friday, August 12th, 2011

Mayor Michael Nutter appeared on CNN this morning to talk about the “flash mob” attacks with a national audience. Mayor Nutter stressed the role of the family in the lives of the perpetrators of these attacks, and said “we’re not tolerating any nonsense.” Police Commissioner Charles Ramsey talked to CNN’s John King last night, video [...]

This Weekend: Wine Coolin’

Friday, August 12th, 2011

Wine Coolin’ (Beach Version) from SWEATHEART on Vimeo. FRIDAY: >>>This Is Hardcore Fest is going on all weekend long at the Starlight Ballroom (460 North 9th Street). Tonight’s headliners are the legendary Youth Of Today. >>>In what is probably the polar opposite of This Is Hardcore, Sweatheart (above) is playing Kungfu Necktie with Instamatic and [...]

Film Sweat: The Future’s So Bright, I Gotta Wear Shades

Friday, August 12th, 2011

RECOMMENDED: Our summer — if not indeed our entire worldview — was in part revolutionized by both Mike Mills’ Beginners (saw it twice, it’s still at the Ritz, GO NOW) and this NYT Mag profile on Mills’ wife and You And Me And Everyone We Know director, Miranda July. That profile was written in anticipation [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Steve Goldberg & The Arch Enemies, “July”

Friday, August 12th, 2011

At the risk of having spent almost the entire morning indulging a wave of 1990s nostalgia, let us just say this: Though, as a rule, we disapprove of indie bands kickstarting their records, we came across this little video and came to the sudden realization that, if the 2010s are the new aimless 1990s, Fishtown [...]

Call For Interns: These Two Nerds Did It Two Years Ago, And Now They Are NYT-Acclaimed Film Directors!

Friday, August 12th, 2011

File under humble brags, congrats and craven opportunism/youthgrab on our part: Back in the late 2000s, when it was still OK to dress like this, Kristian Almgren and Aaron Fisher-Cohen (pictured) duly served time at Philebrity High. Today, they’re basking in the warm glow of praise from the New York Times for their debut feature [...]

One Out Of One Linguistics Professors Agree: “Flash Mobs” Can Mean “Packs Of Nihilistic Black Teenagers” After All!

Friday, August 12th, 2011

Maybe there is some kind of poetic justice in the fact that the only victory roving packs of angry/bored black teenagers could win by wreaking havoc on a city is not one of actual social change (do they even want that?), but one over language. At least, that’s if you’re down with what UPenn Professor [...]

Re: Kanye West, Jay-Z, Otis Redding

Friday, August 12th, 2011

It’s like God woke up yesterday and was like, “HERE’S YOUR WEEKEND, EARTH MOTHERFUCKERS!”

And Speaking Of Weird Feelings About Nostalgia…

Friday, August 12th, 2011

… holy shitballs, this is Frances Bean Cobain.

Readers Cameraphone: Days Like These, Even The Freaks Stealing Copper Pipes Could Use A Pep Talk

Friday, August 12th, 2011

Sign in front of Penn Treaty Metals on Frankford Ave, [yesterday] afternoon. Pep talk for the scrappers of the Fishtown/S Kensington area to work even harder for their metal findings. Or, “Don’t just pick up aluminum cans, go steal the copper pipes, stainless steel sinks, or AC compressors!” Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone [...]

This Might Be The Best/Smartest Thing We’ve Ever Read Or Heard Anyone Say About Nostalgia

Friday, August 12th, 2011

What is nostalgia good for, then? For one thing, it runs search-and-rescue missions against the disposability of consumer capitalism. And it raises exception to the great leveling effect of the Internet, the perpetual digital now that tears cultural artifacts out of context to make them into objects of curiosity or pastiche. And it’s a reminder [...]

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. Got an HD radio? Tune in to 88.5-2 FM HD! ON THE BIG SHOW TODAY: PEACE IN THE CITY NOW!

Free Library Of Philadelphia Has A Pretty Amazing Fall Line-Up

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

The Free Library of Philadelphia‘s fall lineup of guest appearances and readings is pretty impressive this year. A star-studded October starts with Lee Child on October 3rd and continues with signings and appearances by Jim Lehrer, John Lithgow, and world-famous author Chuck Palahniuk. The great events continue further into fall with Harry Belafonte on Novermber [...]

Traffic Tickets Down Since 2008, Costing City $1.6 Million

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

According to The Daily News the number of traffic tickets given by Philadelphia Police has been on a steady decline since 2008. “The number of traffic tickets written by the Philadelphia Police Department dipped 17 percent from 2008 to 2009 and then an additional 21 percent from 2009 to 2010. And tickets are down 12 [...]

LCB’s Own Panel Didn’t Want Wine Kiosks

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

In State House Majority Leader Mike Turzai‘s mission to privatize liquor sales in Pennsylvania, he came across information that said the LCB’s own panel opposed the ill-fated wine kiosks they opened last summer. According to an internal memo, “The committee [was] concerned that the lack of a coherent business plan will open the [LCB] up [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Bands In The Backyard Gets Ready To Launch

Thursday, August 11th, 2011

Bands In The Backyard — aka BITBY – is a new local music blog whose premise is what it sounds like: They make videos of bands playing in backyards. The blog was started by Kyle Costill (ex-Trouble Everyday), and after a few run-thoughs (like the one above, featuring Ages), BITBY will premiere its first new [...]