Archive for July, 2011

Daily Show Co-Creator Brings Planned Parenthood Comedy Benefit To Philly

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Lizz Winstead (who co-created The Daily Show with Madeleine Smithberg) will be putting on her solo comedy show, “Planned Parenthood, I Am Here For You!” tomorrow night at William Way Community Center (1315 Spruce Street). The tour’s goal (other than making you laugh) is to bring awareness and support to the oft-misunderstood in the political [...]

Insane-O Awesome Louis Kahn House Still On Market

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Hey, remember THREE YEARS AGO, when we were talking about Louis Kahn’s Esherick Jawn In Ches-Hill? Well, it’s still on the market. Crazy. It’s the best thing you can do with $1.9M, and none of you are even doing it.

WE’VE SEARCHED HIGH AND LOW AND WE BELIEVE THIS MAY BE THE OFFICIAL SUMMER JAM OF 2011

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

FUCKIN’ UP YOUNG by The Dirty Nil We like fuzz, pizza, vinyl, bad habits, beer, power chords, stompin’ tom, feedback, fuzz, anything with big knobs and blinking lights, dogs (fuck cats/fuzz cats), coffee, haters, beer, fuzz bass, the replacements, not remembering the night before, quentin tarantino, tube amps, waffles, analog, swearing, distorted anything, willie nelson, [...]

Here Is A Live Stream Of People Not Leaving Donations For Free Honest Tea At 5th & Market

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Streaming Live by Ustream File under: Waiting For Godot-esque promo stunts.

The Awesome Fest’s “Awesome Weekend” Is Going To Be… You Know

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

The Awesome Fest is one of our favorite purveyors of all things weird and cool, and coming up at the end of the month, they have something pretty special planned. On Friday, July 29 at 7:30PM, The Awesome Fest celebrates the North American gallery premiere for Dutch artist Christiaan Zwanikken, featured in Jarred Alterman’s documentary [...]

Readers Cameraphone: IS CUZ IN THE HOUSE?

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Fave Philly phenomenon of the moment, Spread this shit around! We know what dawg is talking about: It’s not so much about The Tea Man, it’s about that sweet catchphrase, which we are officially adopting. Yo, is cuz in the house? Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

2011 Pew Fellows In The Arts Announced

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

This year’s Pew Fellows were just released, and on first glance, it’s looking like a pretty awesome bunch. Each Pew fellow is awarded $60K to do their thing over a period of one or two years. The 2011 Pew Fellows in the Arts are: • Charles Cohen (electronic musician and composer) • CAConrad (poet) • [...]

This Evening: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, TRITONE!

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Tonight, Tritone celebrates 10 years of being in the business of rock ‘n’ roll, jazz, “other music,” and pierogies. And we’d like to wish them a super happy anniversary — we don’t give this place enough love (we promise, we’ll get on that), and in the Philly venue biz, a decade officially makes you an [...]

Dept. Of LULZ: The Irish Officially Acknowledge Downey’s As The Worst Irish Pub In America

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Which, when you think about it, is really saying something. But with a whopping 51 health code violations and lots of other sordid crap, it seems like Downey’s has worked very hard to earn the honor. Nice work, guys!

Philly’s School Police Aren’t Allowed To Have Soul Patches

Monday, July 18th, 2011

We here at the Philbs enjoy a good beard, and we think everyone who wants to grow one should grow one. But for Philadelphia’s School Police, facial hair creativity is shunned. According to an Inquirer report, Philly’s School Police are only allowed to have “neat” and “well trimmed” mustaches or beards. Soul patches and goatees [...]

Strangely Rapey Phillies Advertisments From The Mid-1980s: A Compendium

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Some brave soul dug through a stack of videotapes and compiled this clip of Phillies TV ads circa 1986; they are a window into not just another era of the Phillies — the Phils did alright that year — but also into one of advertising’s darker periods, when omnipresent soft focus and creepy voiceovers made [...]

Will Someone Who’s Not Larry West Please Tell Us If Philly Should Really Care About The Pelican Bay Prison Strike?

Monday, July 18th, 2011

You may have noticed the above banner on 676 this morning, hipping you, Philadelphia, to the fact that you support the Pelican Bay Prison Strike, currently happening out in California as prisoners in that state’s penal system are hunger striking to protest unfair treatment. One question: Do you? According to the Philly IMC, this was [...]

Daniel Denvir Is A Segregation-Watchdoggin’ PIMP

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy You might remember Daniel Denvir from his reporting on segregation in Philadelphia Weekly and Salon.com a few months back. Daniel’s been kind of owning this beat lately, and here he is on MSNBC the other day talking same with Tamron Hall. He’s also [...]

Readers Write: This Is The Nicest Email We Have Ever Gotten From Anyone About Anything

Monday, July 18th, 2011

Dear Philebrity, I have been a resident of Philadelphia since December 2006 and an avid Philebrity reader since March 18, 2008 when I was hipped to the fact that a photo of me was on a slideshow after a Black Lips show. (follow link and look for the shot of a very happy girl with [...]

Byko Will Not Shut Up And Will Never Shut Up About The Fucking Bicyclists Because Byko Is A Fucking Text-Generating Robot

Monday, July 18th, 2011

BLLLEEEEEEPP BLOOOOOP BLORP! YOUR BYKO TEXT GENERATOR, CREATED IN A BLACK OPS SECRET EXPERIMENT AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PENNSYLVANIA IN 1974 BECAUSE THE GOVERNMENT WANTED TO SEE IF THEY COULD USE COMPUTERS TO MAKE PEOPLE FUCKING INSANE, IS ONLINE AND READY TO SERVE YOU! GGGGGGGGGGURK! C-C-C-C-C-CCCRAAAAAAANCK! Today’s textmeal is something about how the series of [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Boombox Lincoln Is No Ghetto-Blastin’ Ben

Monday, July 18th, 2011

… but he’ll do. Also, we’d like to go out on a limb and say that those QR code things are the new pet rock and a complete waste of time. Stop it. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com. Previously: More Readers Cameraphone: Ghetto Blastin’ Ben

This Weekend: Let Them Eat Cake

Friday, July 15th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>> RebelBingo, which we discussed earlier this week, is going to be nuts. >>>Taking Back Sunday, back with their original line-up (someone’s excited about this, right?) are playing the Tower Theater. On the road supporting their newest, self-titled release, TBS will be bringing out the high-school Freshman that still lies dormant inside hip kids [...]

Film Sweat: Deathly Be Proud

Friday, July 15th, 2011

RECOMMENDED: Let’s table the whole “death of narrative cinema” debate for a moment and simply assume that, yes, this notion is at least passingly true: Does this mean that the Harry Potter franchise is the last thing most of us could all, at once, ever truly agree on? If it is, it’s a pretty great [...]

This Evening: Rock ‘n’ Souls

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

>>>If musical respect was given out based on longevity, the band above would be near the top of the list. The Bouncing Souls, who’ve soundtracked more than a few of your teenage years we’re sure, are playing the First Unitarian Church tonight (and tomorrow). Tonight they’ll be playing the albums The Bouncing Souls and Hopeless [...]

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. Got an HD radio? Tune in to 88.5-2 FM HD! Today on the big show: EDDIE’S FINALLY BACK! Plus: Scenes from Underwater Moonlight, headlines, shoutouts, peace, and hair grease. JOIN US.