Archive for July, 2011

Readers Write: Go Ahead, Sugarhouse, Have Some Real Balls And BUY THE CLAW

Monday, July 25th, 2011

Tell me you can’t see Sugarhouse buying this thing. I sort of shudder at the thought. Au contraire: U2′s massive stage piece — which was here last week and is for sale immediately at the end of the tour — is, for us, just the kind of big-dick-swingin’ that Sugarhouse has been lacking. I mean, [...]

Brain Trust: Name Us Every Local Business You Can Think Of That Has Used Groupon And Then Immediately Gone Out Of Business

Monday, July 25th, 2011

This came up in the comments to this post the other day. Is this a real thing? Is it a scam, as suggested by Techcrunch, or is it merely coincidence? Let’s get some names in the hat and see if we can’t analyze what’s going on locally in the daily deal business.

Before We Get Started, Just A Few Words On The Dearly Departed

Monday, July 25th, 2011

We can’t help but see it any other way: There was a very real brutality in the odd coincidence that, just as we were about to quietly, in our own ways, mark the third anniversary of the death of our good, good friend Christopher Tucker, news broke over the weekend that pop singer Amy Winehouse [...]

This Weekend: Stayin’ Warm

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

FRIDAY: >>>WXPN‘s XPoNential Music Festival 2011 lasts all weekend long, but today’s artists of note include: The Smithereens, Citizen Cope, and Joseph Arthur. >>>AlĂ´ Brasil, consisting of twelve Philadelphia musicians spanning three generations, take their brand of Brazilian music to World Cafe Live. Tickets range from $20-$30. SATURDAY: >>>Today’s XPoNential Music Festival 2011 lineup includes: [...]

Film Sweat: Cap’n Crunch

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

RECOMMENDED: Chris Evans stars at the titular superhero in Joe Johnston‘s (October Sky, Jumanji) Captain America: The First Avenger. As the final Marvel Studios film to feed into next summer’s The Avengers, Captain America spends most of its time in Cap’s WWII-era origin tale. The film falls somewhere between good and great, supported by great [...]

We’ve Waited All Week To Share This Sexy, Sexy Bo Bliz Mixtape, Because We Would Very Much Like For You To Get Laid This Weekend

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

1st & 15th Mixcast Vol 32 – Bo Bliz – Too Close Volume 3 by Crossfadedbacon on Mixcloud So just say thanks to Bo Bliz — his next gig is Saturday July 30th at Johnny Brenda’s, btw — and pick up some of them Pottery Barn candles on the way home from work. There’s only [...]

This Is The Last Time We’re Telling You, USE THAT BORDERS GIFT CARD YOUR MOM GAVE YOU

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Because in a week, it’ll only be good for chopping out lines. (Which, again, will eat your face. And this is not what Mom wanted when she gave you that. She thought you’d pick up The Corrections or something.)

Readers Write: P Diddy Did Go To Comcast, And It Really *Was* Like That Scene In Get Him To The Greek

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

Regarding our post yesterday about P Diddy visiting the Comcast Sex Bong yesterday, a well-placed source tells us: P Diddy wanted the meeting, and wanted lunch… he was told this would just be a work meeting… no lunch. He then requested Fiji water and unsalted cashews and other snacks, which an assitant had to run [...]

… In Which Our Esteemed Editor Is Quoted Regarding His Past Life In Fear Of Disco Bunnies And Guidos

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

On Saturday night from 8 to 10 p.m. and 11 p.m. to 1 a.m., WPHL 17 will re-air a bunch of old episodes of Dancin’ On Air. Now, for you transplants and readers too young to remember, Dancin’ On Air was a daily TV show produced in Philly, that showed young people dancing to the [...]

Steve Keeley Currently Vying With Temperature For The Title Of “Most Offensive Thing In This Screen Shot”

Friday, July 22nd, 2011

At left, the Fox29 anchor desk pauses to reflect on Steve’s look this morning, which we’ll call “Blown Out Orange Romance Paperback With Epaulettes.” Previously: Seriously, Why Does Steve Keeley Look So Fucking Weird?

CONFIRM OR DENY: P DIDDY HANGING OUT IN THE COMCAST TOWER?

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

This is what we are hearing. And hopefully, it’s EXACTLY like this.

Philadelphia Belle Out Of Business After Less Than A Year In Operation

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

The Philadelphia Belle, only days after being featured on GroupOn, has gone out of business. According to My Fox Philly, “The operators said “the future of the vessel is unclear at this time. Employees will be paid for work completed to this point and will be provided lay-off notices.”” The boat was christened in December [...]

Cancer Benefit For Beth Lejman Of The Stickmen Next Week

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Beth Ann Lejman of legendary Philly band The Stick Men has cancer, and next Saturday at Connie’s Ric Rac, punks from all over are welcome to attend a benefit in her honor. As the Facebook event says, “Cancer don’t stand a chance cuz I’m gonna kick its Goddamn ass. If anyone can, a Stick Man [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Does This Actually Work?

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

This can’t actually work, can it? I’m more interested in what’s inside that car now. There has to be something good. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Readers Cameraphone: USA!

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

This has to be the most American thing we’ve seen in a while. The only thing that could make this more American? If it was airbrushed. Also, what exactly are we getting some of? Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. Got an HD radio? Tune in to 88.5-2 FM HD! Today on the big show: ME MIND ON FIRE, ME SOUL ON FIRE, FEELING HOT HOT HOT.

Heatwave Sad Face

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Guys, we told you to stay inside for a reason. Seriously though, heatwaves ruin everything. We’d cry about it, but our tears just turn to vapor.

Philly Prisons Less Populated

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

The US Treasury Is Totally Getting Its $75 Million Worth of Coins Back

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

As we told you a bit ago, there was a Philadelphia family in court with the federal government over $75 million or so in coins. Well, they lost. According to an AP report, the family of Israel Switt will not be getting posession of the coins, and they will instead be property of the U.S. [...]

Oh Look, Here’s Some Pathetic Nobody On The PhillyMag Blog Pleading The Case For SUV-On-Bike Justice Like Some QVC Version Of Byko

Thursday, July 21st, 2011

Fuck everything about this.