Archive for June, 2011

Always Sunny To Begin Shooting In Philly Next Week?

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

We’re hearing through the grapevine that local crews are being assembled presently for what we assume to be the seventh season of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia. Keep your eyes peeled: According to our source, shooting could begin as early as next week, ushering in the only time of year when it makes any sense [...]

Nearly 600 Sets Of Genitals Already Living In Constant Dread Of Next Philly Naked Bike Ride

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

Plan to be out of town on September 4th. Or to don your own kind of “none more black” blinders.

AwesomeFest’s Endless Summer

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

James Gunn‘s Super, a Rainn Wilson/Ellen Page starring dark comedy about the sinister side of superhero-ing (we love alliteration today) will be screening at the Piazza this Sunday, thanks to AwesomeFest. Writer/Director Gunn (whose writing credits include Tromeo and Juliet, the remake of Dawn of the Dead, and both live-action Scooby Doo movies) has been [...]

Lenny Dykstra Pleads Not Guilty; Seems Confused

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

As reported last week (and earlier), Lenny Dykstra just can’t seem to catch a break. Yesterday, according to an Associated Press report on ESPN.com, Dykstra pleaded not guilty in Federal Court to the previous charges of embezzling money from a bankruptcy estate. When asked if he understands the charges against him, a “dazed” Dykstra responded [...]

PAFA Chair Steps Down

Tuesday, June 14th, 2011

The trustees of the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts (PAFA) have announced that, after a 15-year term, Donald R. Caldwell will step down as Chair of PAFA’s Board of Trustees on June 30, 2011, the end of the Academy’s fiscal year. He will be succeeded by PAFA Trustee and Vice-Chair and Treasurer Kevin F. [...]

This Evening: Greetings From Philadelphia Beach

Monday, June 13th, 2011

>>> Yo! Cousin Eddie just made this video for Philly’s only surf punks, Dry Feet. We like these dudes a lot. You should go see them at Bookspace tonight with Heavy Cream, Geffika, and Arches. >>> Also, Ars Nova’s AACM | Great Black Music fest continues with Henry Threadgill’s “Background” (for saxophone quartet) + Jeff [...]

Dept. Of Who Are The Ad Wizards That Came Up With This One: With Love, Philly Ads Running On Travel & Leisure Piece Declaring Us The 2nd Dirtiest City In America

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Sometimes we like to think that GPTMC is in the throes of a Brewster’s Millions-esque panic where, if they don’t burn a certain amount of money in a certain space by a certain time, someone’s going to murder an entire breed of puppies. And so it goes with this Travel & Leisure piece — Travel [...]

On Behalf Of The Musicians Of The Philadelphia Orchestra And All Of Us, PHILEBRITY DECLARES JIHAD ON THE WHITEST KIDS U KNOW

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Fucking fuck these unfunny Kids In The Hall/The State fucking fanboys in their fucking stupid basic cable faces. You fucks come to Philly, expect to get stitches. And not the lame ComedySportz ones you’re used to. It’s ON, bitches.

PAFA’s Lenfest Plaza Opening In October

Monday, June 13th, 2011

The Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts (PAFA) will celebrate the completion of Lenfest Plaza with “PAFA’s Party on the Plaza” on Saturday, October 1. The celebration will culminate at sunset with the inaugural lighting of Paint Torch, a 5-story sculpture by American artist Claes Oldenburg. This will be Philadelphia’s fourth major Oldenburg sculpture, as [...]

Barabara Capozzi Would Like The City Council Primary Results Thrown Out Please

Monday, June 13th, 2011

In her bid to secure the Democratic nomination to replace City Councilwoman Anna C. Verna, Barbara Capozzi came up 40 votes short, losing to State Rep Kenyatta Johnson. But Capozzi’s not about to let not winning stop her from getting the nomination. Capozzi has asked Common Pleas Court to throw out the election results or [...]

Readers Fwd: Groupon Now Clowning Itself So We No Longer Have To

Monday, June 13th, 2011

We have the actual link for this but seriously, what is wrong with you. Previously: Interoffice Memo: Please Stop Asking Us To Partner With Or Buy Your “Like Groupon, But It’s For Philly!” Website

Mayor, 6 Chefs, And 10,000 Ladybugs To Bro Down At 20th & Market This Afternoon

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Here’s Jennifer Mahar, parks network coordinator for the Pennsylvania Horticultural Society, helping to get ready for PHS Pops Up!, which opens at 3pm today at 20th and Market Streets. PHS Pops Up! is “a temporary garden of vegetables, herbs, grains and flowers to showcase the work of City Harvest, which provides fresh produce for underserved [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: We Have No Idea Where Schoolly D’s Last Two Columns Are, But Here Is Proof That He Is Alive

Monday, June 13th, 2011

We’re not sure if Schoolly has flaked permanently or merely temporarily on Get Schoolled, but here he is anyway, over the weekend at the B-Boy BBQ. Schoolly, if you are out there, get in touch! Philly is in need of advice about coochie.

Attention Summer Mixtape Makers: Here Is A Leak Of A New War On Drugs Jam

Monday, June 13th, 2011

“Baby Missles” is the first MP3 to surface from the new War On Drugs album, Slave Ambient, which is out Aug. 16 on Secretly Canadian and is already being said to be the best WOD record ever. Seriously. Right-click here to download it. Vibes.

Readers Cameraphone: Thanks A Lot, Girl, You Just Set Hipsters Back Like 10 Years

Monday, June 13th, 2011

The ultimate hipster accessory: messenger cat. Spotted at Broad and Locust. Oh dear God. (Also, Cole Hamels, don’t get it twisted: This is still not cool.) Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Please Recite The Following To Your Cab Driver Whenever Necessary This Summer

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Listen: I know you guys don’t make a lot of money and that you work very hard, and on these accounts, you do have my sympathy. However, at this stage in the game, for you to bitch and moan about me using a credit or debit card — years after the system was introduced and [...]

This Wednesday At Penn Treaty Park: Blayer Pointdujour & The Rockers Galore + El Malito

Monday, June 13th, 2011

This Wednesday, Philebrity is proud to be teaming up once again with Waterfront Wednesdays @ Penn Treaty Park to present two acts we’re pretty stoked about: Blayer Pointdujour & The Rockers Galore, and El Malito (click on either for Soundcloud goodness). We’ve written about both here before, but on Wednesday evening, you’ll have the chance [...]

Captain Freeshit Lightning Round: See Lloyd Cole At The World Cafe Live TONIGHT!

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Everything I know about being a man, I learned from Lloyd Cole. Alright, that is a ridiculous thing to say, but consider it this way: In my mid-1980s high school musical diet of Lloyd, Morrissey and Robert Smith, Lloyd was really the only one in any kind of position to speak to The Big Important [...]

This Weekend: WE’RE AT THE POOL, SO HERE IS MAD LIBS PICKS

Friday, June 10th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>> You know what’s great and where you haven’t gone for a long time? That place _____________. _____________ is there tonight, and it’s gonna be really special. You should totally load up on _____________ and get over there. >>> _____________ is also playing at the _____________, and the great dance party _____________ is at [...]

Film Sweat: No Wave Hot Dogs

Friday, June 10th, 2011

RECOMMENDED: Having grown up art fag in the 1980s, I honestly don’t know if I’ll ever tire of what is now a microindustry dedicated to excavating the finer points of the downtown NYC scene circa that city at its most gloriously weird and downtrodden. On the Netflix Instant queue alone, docs about Jean-Michel Basquiat, Keith [...]