We Can Think Of Few Things More Terrifying Than This

This horrifying creature to the right is Bed Bug Man. There is an even more horrifying video. Bed Bug Man will be in Philadelphia from June 12th to June 16th and in our nightmares forever.

Apparently bed bug season is in full swing, and experts are predicting the bed bug infestation to continue to rise. These are all terrible things that we don’t even want to finish this post about, but Hot Shot (the Victor Frankenstein to the horrible creature that will be roaming our city) wants to educate Philadelphia on the topic. Hot Shot spokesperson Dr. Timothy Gibb, an entomologist at Purdue University who has been studying bed bugs extensively for years, will be traveling with Bed Bug Man to teach residents and tourists visiting the city travel tips and easy, do-it-yourself solutions to get rid of bed bugs.

Bed Bug Man’s schedule is as follows in case you want to see him or, you know, AVOID HIM AT ALL COSTS BECAUSE HE IS HORRIFYING.

Sunday, June 12:
10:30 a.m. to 2:30 p.m. at Penn’s Landing
3:15-7:00 p.m. at Franklin Square
Monday, June 13:
9:00 a.m. to 12:00 p.m. at Rittenhouse Square
1:00 p.m. to 3:00 p.m. at Logan Circle
4:00 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. at JFK Plaza
Tuesday, June 14:
9:00 a.m. to 11:00 a.m. at Independence Hall
12:30 p.m. to 2:30 p.m. at Washington Square
3:15 p.m. to 5:30 p.m. at JFK Plaza