Archive for June, 2011

The Dead Colonial Speaks

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

We gave our props to historical re-enactors yesterday, but this deserves a little shout out as well. Actor Michael Tomasetti spends his time portraying The Dead Colonial, official mascot of The Spirits of ’76 Ghost Tour. He says of the role, “It’s live theater and the audience is everywhere. They’re on the SEPTA bus screaming, [...]

Killadelphia Doc Features Jailed Kensington Kingpin

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Recently, Alex “Reds” Rivera, alleged Kensington drug kingpin had a new indictment filed against him. Today, a tipster sent us this video of Rivera being interviewing by the BBC as part of a larger piece called “Killadelphia” from January of last year. It’s worth taking a look to see the rationale he makes for his [...]

Grasso Venue Proposed At Richmond And Cumberland?

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

We long for the day when we’re going to know these things for sure, but sources have told us that the proposed location for David Grasso‘s new venue is at Richmond and Cumberland Streets. We have been misinformed before, but we like to pass along what we’re told. A question that was posed to us [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Glitterbombing Is The New Yarnbombing/Planking/Coneing

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

It’s happened to Tim Pawlenty. It’s happened to Michelle Bachmann. And now, it’s happened to … three random posts in the Gayborhood? Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Today On Philebrity Radio At 3PM: Encore Presentation Of Schoolly D’s Deep Cuts

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

In case you missed last week’s epic show with Schoolly D playing nothing but his favorite wax, check it out today on Philebrity Radio, from 3-5PM on XPN2. It was a real doozy of a show. CLICK HERE TO LISTEN LIVE ON THE XPN2 PLAYER OR CLICK HERE TO LISTEN WITH ITUNES!

And Now, This Week’s First Person Arts Storyslam Winner: Do It Again!

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

Didn’t get it quite right the first time? Neither did the storytellers at Tuesday night’s First Person Arts “Do Overs” StorySlam. Nothing says “Do Over” like a high school reunion. When you find yourself swallowing your sixth grade pride, surrounded by all the people who witnessed the most awkward years of your life, there’s only [...]

Former Eagle Jeremy Bloom’s Sister Ran That Whole Illegal Tobey Maguire Poker Ring

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

The story broke about a week ago about this illegal underground poker ring that was causing Tobey Maguire, Nick Cassavetes, and a bunch of others to be sued. The situation was: not only was the poker ring illegal, but Bradley Ruderman, who ran a Ponzi scheme, used stolen client money for the games. Therefore, hedge [...]

Always Sunny Filming At The Prep

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

They’ve been filming around town for a bit now, and even made a stop at the shore, but the cast of It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia is currently shooting around star/creator Rob McElhenney‘s alma matter St. Joe’s Prep. Head on over if you want to catch a glimpse of Fat Mac. Pictures of the filming [...]

Your First Friday Listings, Now Ready For Your Perusal

Thursday, June 30th, 2011

This Evening: Soul Grooves

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

>>>That band above, JC Brooks and The Uptown Sound (who are honestly great) will be at the North Star Bar tonight with Black Landlord, and Lust2Love (a Go-Gos Tribute act). The show starts at 8:00PM and admission is $10. Don’t forget your dancing shoes. >>>Waterfront Wednesdays At Penn Treaty Park presents North Lawrence Midnight Singers, [...]

Here Are Three Local Band Bandcamp/Soundcloud Jawns You Should DL Before Your Holiday Weekend

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

What You Mean To We by Black Landlord Black Landlord, Philly’s resident drunk-ass party band featuring Maxx Stoyanoff-Williams from the legendary Goats, just put their new EP, What You Mean To We up on Bandcamp, complete with cover art so ridiculous it’s worth it just have that image somewhere, anywhere, on your computer. The party-funk [...]

Captain Freeshit: Win Tickets To The Making Time “You’re Welcome, America” Freakout At Bamboo Bar This Sunday

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

In which our protaganists once again take over the Delaware Ave. club/pool with the usual stack of DJs, plus some European and other far-flung future-sounds weirdos (including the very dreamy John Maus), and see if they can’t pierce the sun itself. This will be the BP oil leak of parties. And we have passes. You [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Can We Get A Shout Out For The Historical Re-Enactors, Yo?

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

They’re the ones really bearing the brunt of these awful American visitors in this mean season. Here’s the American Historical Theatre‘s Bob Gleason as William Penn.

Readers Cameraphone: Give Us Your Hungry, Your Poor, Your Stupid

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Corner of Tasker and Delaware aves. Er, ah… welcome, America! Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Duck Boats To Go Silent For A Day On July 7th

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

The ever-present Ride the Ducks will go silent on July 7th in memory of the one year anniversary of last year’s fatal duck boat/barge collision that left two people dead. If only they could go silent forever. According to NBC Philadelphia, “attorneys for the families of those victims reacted to the tribute by saying if [...]

So Help Me Christ, Uwishunu, I’m Going To Punch You In The Face

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

IT’S NOT THE ROCKY STEPS, IT’S THE FUCKING PHILADELPHIA MUSEUM OF ART AND IT IS BEAUTIFUL AND YOU PANDERING FUCKS ARE NOW COMPLICIT IN THE FURTHER ROCKY-FICATION OF AN INSTITUTION, WE HAPPEN TO KNOW, THAT HAS EVEN MORE DISDAIN FOR THE ROCK THAN WE DO (EVEN THOUGH IT MUST BE SAID THAT ROCKY I AND [...]

Places We Can’t Understand: The Dirty Dirty-Ass Wawa At 11th And Arch

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

View Larger Map This week, Wawa will thrown down untold piles of dollars (and a 4.5 ton hoagie) and create even more goodwill for itself by being the branded-in sponsor of the Welcome America festivities, all but one of which take place in Center City. But this, of course, flies in the face of the [...]

Aging White Man Nobody In Philadelphia Knows Never Worked For Waste Management, Nope, Not Him, No Way

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

Will Bunch uncovers how Governor Tom Corbett (YOU KNOW, THE GOVERNOR OF PENNSYLVANIA, YOU MUST HAVE HEARD OF HIM) has mysteriously scrubbed his bio of any trace of having worked for Waste Management, Inc. Good on ya, Bunchy. Also, money quote from Corby The Unknown: “Nobody wants their own trash. Everybody wants someone to pick [...]

Tonight At Philebrity Salon: Please Help Us Rid America Of Anders Larson Once And For All

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

REPOST: This week’s Philebrity Salon at the 700 will be a bittersweet one — it’s our last with resident barkeep/cocktail genius/limey loudmouth Anders Larson. Anders is set to move to Vienna in just a few days to begin a new course of study, and we gladly invite you to come on down and hoist a [...]

Attn. Summer Fun Plan-Ahead-er-ers: Lil’ Lebowskifest To Strike Ambler

Tuesday, June 28th, 2011

The Ambler Theater — in “daytime, night time, anytime… Ambler!” — just announced its 5th annual Little Lebowski Fest, on Wednesday, July 20 at 7:00pm. Gotta love the tiered ticketing: There is the regular admission ($9.75/General and $4.75/Members.) And, for a more enriching festival experience, there are Achiever tickets. The Achiever tickets include a limited [...]