Archive for May, 2011

Rumblings: Judges, Juries & Jburnside

Monday, May 16th, 2011

>>> In addition to tomorrow’s Crazy Tuesday City Council Shitshow Showdown (which we’ll be talking more about today and tomorrow), this week, voters will casting in a much more sane, arguably more necessary but certainly less sexy election: Philadelphia Court of Common Pleas Judges. We couldn’t be more in the dark on those races, but [...]

Readers Cameraphone: A U-Lock Fix For The Tallest Fixie In The World, Ma!

Monday, May 16th, 2011

Outside Circle Thrift on Frankford: There is some larger — in fact, quite giant — metaphor here, but damned if we can tease it out. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Weekend: YO, WHAT’S YOUR MAN GOT TO DO WITH ME?

Friday, May 13th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>> Last month’s field research indicates: Nobody goes to England Belongs To Twee at Kung Fu Necktie anymore. But let the non-wisdom of the crowd be your gain. These people are true blue real deal heads and they throw a party you can get truly wild at, even if it’s just you and your [...]

Film Sweat: Cracking Good Week At The Movies!

Friday, May 13th, 2011

RECOMMENDED: Is it an abiding love for directorial offspring like Sofia and Roman Coppola that draws us to Cracks, the directorial debut of Jordan Scott, daughter of Ridley? Or is the creepy Heavenly Creatures-ish vibe that seems to prevail here? Or is it really just the fact that we’ll watch anything with a British accent [...]

You’ll Have To Forgive Us: We Were Not Aware That THE FUCKING ANDY REID IMPERSONATOR Is Running For Council At Large And Was ENDORSED BY BOTH PAPERS

Friday, May 13th, 2011

Steve Odabashian: Just another part of Crazy Tuesday.

Councilwoman Donna Reed Miller’s Office Raided By Ethics Board

Friday, May 13th, 2011

PhillyClout has the scoop. What impeccable timing!

Readers Write: Anonymous Comcast Employee Speaks!

Friday, May 13th, 2011

In the interest of presenting the opposing viewpoint of someone who seems like a reasonable person: Look, this is a PR nightmare, and a poor move in my opinion. Working at Comcast has many downsides, but it’s only a lucky few in the entire world who can love everything about their job and their employer. [...]

Friday Mix Tape Fun: Chair Dance At Yo Desk Wif JAY YO

Friday, May 13th, 2011

It’s Good To Be Here by Jay Yo Here’s the new mixtape from Jay Yo, entitled It’s Good To Be Here. For sure, this is little more, um, CLUB BANGERS than we usually get over here, but we figured, hey, let’s broaden our horizons a little bit. (Maybe that trip to Zee Bar had more [...]

Dept. Of God No: The Big Talker Presents Dom Giordano Interviewing Richard Dreyfuss For An Entire Evening

Friday, May 13th, 2011

You could have one thousand monkeys in a room full of computers working around the clock for six months and still not come up with a more singularly annoying idea for an event.

You’re Right, We Totally Forgot To Talk About COMCAST HIRING AWAY THE FCC REGULATOR ASSIGNED TO APPROVE THE NBC MERGER!

Friday, May 13th, 2011

You know, for all of the cornpone jokes about it on 30 Rock, Tina Fey and company have gotten one thing totally right about Comcast: They’re a fundmentally un-classy operation. Usually, that’s evidenced by things like secretly throttling your Internet connection if they think you might trying to download The Hangover II, and so on, [...]

In Case You Were Wondering, Yes, Maria Tessa Sciarrino Is Still Off In Some Corner Of The Internet, Complaining About The Philly Scene Circa 10 Years Ago

Friday, May 13th, 2011

… the Burning Brides, no less! It would be maddening if it weren’t so saddening. She should make good on all of those promises/”threats” to move to Austin. That would be… gladdening.

We Might As Well Just Start Calling It “The Arrow Curse”

Friday, May 13th, 2011

By the way, Arrow Swim Club opens today. Also, this.

Readers Cameraphone: Old City’s Last Lonely Payphone

Friday, May 13th, 2011

This is a payphone on 3rd and Market (well, it’s on 3rd, between Pizzicato and Farmicia). Not sure what if anything you might be able to use this for. I just love passing by this artifact and I love its condition, too. Maybe I will put a coin in one day, just for kicks. Perhaps [...]

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. DRUNK WITH VIBES.

Slate Joins Philebrity In Its Lifelong Quest To Convince Anyone Who Will Listen That The Rocky Statue Is Straight Up Bullshit

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

Well right on.

New Hornstein Commercial Proclaims All Other First Candidates Are Good Guys, But Are They?

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

This is the new Jeff Hornstein ad, currently running on MSNBC and presumably elsewhere. As you may recall, Hornstein is the First District City Council candidate currently in a field of four, all vying for Frank DiCicco’s seat. Hornstein’s messaging seemed a little off before, and this new ad is no exception. Arguing a lame [...]

Attn. Nerds, Stoners, Viggo Mortensen Fans, Ren Faire Freaks, Et. Al.: The Entire Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Will Be In Theaters This Summer

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

If you’ll allow us to nerd out with you all for a moment, we just got a press release about this and instantly envisioned real-deal lazy, laid-back, air-conditioned mid-week summer fun. Over three consecutive Tuesdays next month, the entire Lord Of The Rings trilogy will be shown on big screens across the country for one [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: No We Didn’t And OH YES WE DID!

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

· Remember back before Comcast was NBC, and they used to get in trouble for blocking/”throttling” users who liked to file share, stupidly thinking that nobody would noticed, only to get dragged into court and then slapped on the wrist by the FCC? Shades of that all over the place today, as rumors and speculation circulate [...]

Neighbourhood Watch: Get Away From Your Loud Neighbors And Enjoy Some Festivals

Thursday, May 12th, 2011

WEST PHILLY: “Knock, knock! We’re your neighbors and we’re crazy coons, West Philly woman!” Noisy raccoons have moved into an abandoned home in the city and they aren’t giving up their loud country livin’ ways for nobody. [MyFoxPhilly] OLD CITY: Ok, so the weather forecast for this upcoming weekend is calling for rain. 40% chance [...]

This Evening: David And Jobraith

Wednesday, May 11th, 2011

>>> There should be a whole subcategory or microgenre or term for music you listen to so constantly in private that you eventually have no idea of whether the artist in question is popular in the real world at all. So it goes with David Vandervelde, whose “Jacket” has been a living room seven-inch session [...]