Archive for May, 2011

Get Schoolled: Pop Quiz

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Get Schoolled: A weekly dispatch to the city of Philadelphia from the original gangster, Schoolly D. Philadelphia native Schoolly D is widely considered the original gangster rapper. Schoolly has recorded nine studio albums, including PSK, Saturday Night, Smoke Some Kill and Welcome to America. He has scored numerous films, such as King of New York [...]

Petition For David Grasso’s Music Venue Pops Up Online

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

The Fishtown Neighbors Association has asked its followers on Twitter to find out who is behind this website, seemingly a petition to make sure the new Grasso venue actually happens. There’s already been a storm of apparent misinformation around the project, and we’re not sure if this is any different. The website also includes aerial [...]

Bernard Hopkins To Be Honored At Rocky Statue

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Taking a break from winning championships and insulting Donovan McNabb, Bernard Hopkins will be honored by Mayor Nutter tomorrow. Hopkins recently became the oldest fighter ever to win a world championship when he defeated Jean Pascal to win the WBC, IBO, and The Ring Light Heavyweight belts. Hopkins will be honored tomorrow at noon at [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Waterslides!

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

According to Philadelphia Business Journal, Comcast is planning to buy out the Universal Orlando Resort. NBCUniversal currently owns half of the theme park while The Blackstone Group owns the other half. The Universal Orlando Resort includes, “Universal Studios Florida, Universal’s Islands of Adventure, a water park and hotels, among other things.” Comcast has until June [...]

Urban Outfitters Denies Design Theft

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

In a blog post posted Saturday, Urban Outfitters responded to the allegations that it had stolen jewelry designs from Etsy seller Stephanie Koerner. UO points out that many others on Etsy had similar designs, saying, “We are not implying that Koerner stole her necklace idea from one of these other designers, we are simply stating [...]

Sarah Palin Is On Her Way

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

As we told you last week, Sarah Palin was planning on stopping by Philadelphia over the weekend. Well it turns out, she’s on her way here now. Keep an eye out for the criminally gaudy bus you see on the right around the Liberty Bell later today. And please, per our request, let the heckling [...]

From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: Sympathy For The Old Devil

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Two years ago, Philebrity asked me to cover the sentencing hearing for Vince Fumo -– a cinematic catastrophe ne plus ultra. Fumo’s women: Stalwart beams of sclerotic beauty, rent asunder as collateral damage in the Dresdenesque prosecution of a colossal titan. The sycophants in the gallery, from Johnny Baggadonuts to the judges and attorneys, beadily [...]

Bookspace: Doing Its Small Bit To Keep Philly Weird And Amazing

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

We happened upon the tail end of the Pet Milk/Arc In Round show at Bookspace on Saturday evening, and man, we loved everything about this place. You know how you read about R.E.M.’s earliest gigs and they were always in deconsecrated churches or weird abandoned spaces, and you’re like, “Gosh, that sounds so lovely and [...]

And Now, The First And Most Pertinent Question Of Summer 2011

Tuesday, May 31st, 2011

Spotted on 3rd Street. Considered for blocks after that if not, indeed, since the early 1990s. Final analysis: Here, then, is a bit of street art we can, er, get behind.

This Weekend: Memorial Day Dancing, Drinking, And Eating

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Throwback Monica Malpass Memorial Day love. Oh how far we’ve come. FRIDAY: >>>Starting tonight and going until Monday, the First Annual Sundrop Music and Arts Festival at The Fire features over a dozen bands, vendors, food and libations. Separate admission is due for every day, though there is a free outdoor stage on Saturday. Performers [...]

Right Now In The People’s Republic Of Comcast: Really?

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Oh Comcast, are you even trying anymore? I mean; I’m sure someone wants to like you, but you just make it so hard for anyone to even consider it. After a non-profit, who receives donations from Comcast, tweeted “OMG! @FCC Commissioner Baker voted 2 approve Comcast/NBC merger & now is lving FCC for A JOB [...]

Bicycle Coalition Calls For Action

Friday, May 27th, 2011

The Bicycle Coalition of Greater Philadelphia is asking for your help in opposing a bill proposed by City Councilman William Greenlee (whom you may remember from this). Greenlee proposed the bill yesterday, which would require City Council approval for installation of any bike lane in Philadelphia. The Coalition says if the bill passes, it will [...]

MP3 Of The Moment: Phosphorescent, “Hey That’s No Way To Say Goodbye”

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Phosphorescent – Hey That’s No Way To Say Goodbye by DOJAGSC Roll the credits on everything that’s not this epic new summer. Previously: Real Talk: Phosphorescent Was One Of The Best Bands We Have Seen In Years. YEARS.

Noontime Nuggetz: May Your Holiday Weekend Be Every Bit As Awesome As The 1983 Old City Philadelphia Memorial Day Block Party

Friday, May 27th, 2011

We have indeed run this before, but we felt the need to run it again, along with the simple wish that all you lovely people kick off your summer with totally posi vibes and, er, “mostly punk rock [and] racism against racism” and NO HAMBURGER MUSIC!* *Alright, maybe some Hamburger Music.

Sarah Palin Attempts To Ruin Your Weekend

Friday, May 27th, 2011

This Memorial Day weekend, many of us will be away from the city, hanging with friends, barbequing, and relaxing at the beach. But while we’re all having a great time, Sarah Palin will be in Philadelphia. The former Governor of Alaska (quitters never win) will be stopping by the Liberty Bell, according to The Inquirer. [...]

If Philadelphia’s Elected Leaders Cannot Be Relied Upon To Take A Wrecking Ball To Philly School District’s Upper Management, Maybe The IRS Will Do It For Us

Friday, May 27th, 2011

One completely shitballs story after the other, the Arlene Ackerman era of the Philadelphia School District has been a study in everything there is to dislike in humans. She — and the District she runs, which unfortunately now seems to bear her personality traits — has proven over and again to be petty, clueless, slow [...]

Urban Outfitters Caught Stealing?

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Left: Urban Outfitters / Right: Stevie Koerner Philadelphia’s own Urban Outfitters has (once again) been accused of stealing a designer’s work. Chicago jewelry designer Stevie Koerner is claiming UO stole not only her jewelry design, but also the name of the line, off of her Etsy store. The necklaces are small silver pendants in the [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Polish Wooder Ice Gud 4 Cholestrol

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Polish Water Ice today at the Polish American Cultural Center (308 Walnut): Great for culture and for your heart . . . but not for spelling. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Oh, Nothing, Just… This.

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Since we’ve been talking a little about tourism and tourists this week, we figured we’d ask the question: What is it about modern American tourism that simply cannot be satisfied with reading up on a place, going to that place, walking around that place, and finding more? Why is there always a fucking Duck Boat [...]

Philly Cabs About To Get Pricier

Thursday, May 26th, 2011

The Metro just reported that starting tomorrow at 12:00AM there will be a new PPA approved $1 surcharge on taxi rides. So if you gotta get a cab tonight, get one at promptly 11:59PM, and then expect to pay a dollar more in the future.