Archive for April, 2011

Readers Fwd: Fishtown Solar Panel Installations Form A Creepy Cross, Of Course

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Hi Guys, Since Fishtown is supposed to be green and fuel-savey and all… I thought I would map out all the solar electric installations I could find using my omniscient google map fly-over skills. If anyone knows of any more PV sites, let me know! (Almost hilarious how the solar panel sites form a cross, [...]

Right Now In Crowdfunding: The Campaign To Send M. Night Shyamalan Back To Film School

Tuesday, April 12th, 2011

Yes, our rant about Kickstarter last week touched a few nerves indeed (and nearly every one of them happened to be holding a guitar, go figure). But crowdfunding isn’t all bad, you know: In addition to the many worthy community projects out there on Kickstarter and the like, crowdfunding also gives us the chance to [...]

Announcing Philebrity’s Seventh Annual Belle & Sebastian Dance Party

Monday, April 11th, 2011

We felt like we couldn’t let this gorgeous day go by without sharing another sign of warmer times: For the seventh year running, Philebrity will be holding its annual Belle & Sebastian Dance Party on Friday, April 29th, at National Mechanics, from 9PM-2AM. More details to follow soon.

Noontime Nuggetz: Sidney Lumet, RIP

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Philly-born total motherfucking ace director Sidney Lumet passed on Saturday. Above, one of the more wild scenes from our personal Lumet fave, Dog Day Afternoon. Remember the man proper, and put some Lumet in your Netflix queue today. We’ll likely not see his kind again — and if we do, we’ll pretty lucky.

Will Someone Please Fire The Prince Music Theater From The Prince Music Theater?

Monday, April 11th, 2011

When you can’t even project a movie there without some hugely embarrassing public failure, you know shit has gone horribly awry. Rich people who didn’t buy Tastykake: Go fix this.

It’s Days Like This We Still Love The Cos: “Oh Please With Your Donald Trump, Take Him Home With You… I Don’t Care!”

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy In case you haven’t seen it, The Cos got so damned real with Meredith Vieira on Friday that he nearly melted her face. A+. Previously: Bill Cosby Will Have None Of Your Earnest, Rational Re-Thinking, Russell Simmons

Readers Cameraphone: Hey, How Come Philebrity Doesn’t Have An Insane-Person Promotional Car Driving Around The City?

Monday, April 11th, 2011

This car is parked in front of my house: Because we had to, we visited whatzonyourmind.com, and were “pleased” to find that it’s thee place on the web to go if you want to buy a Roku player from a local crazy person. You know, this is the kind of Philly tech hustle we’d like [...]

Tastykake Sells To Makers Of Sunbeam Bread For $165M

Monday, April 11th, 2011

Behold: The Tastykake has been saved! Or at least, the prognosis looks better than it has for a while. News broke this morning that plans are in place for Tastykake to be bought out by Flower Foods, a Georgia-based company that also produces brands of baked foods including Sunbeam, Nature’s Own, Whitewheat, Cobblestone Mill, Blue [...]

Delicious And Nutritious Philadelphia Tap Water, Now With Japanese Radiation

Monday, April 11th, 2011

We’ve discussed this before: Philly tap water is something that you have to have been born with and raised on to truly love. All of you transplants biking through Fishtown and East Passyunk on your way to yarnbombing the tacky PIFA Eiffel Tower turn up your noses at our beloved Philly tap while loving McGlinchey’s [...]

This Weekend: Festivals Schmestivals, Where’s The Damned BBQ Already

Friday, April 8th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>> Note: Both PIFA and Cinefest are currently underway. Head over to the PIFA site for a complete calendar of events, and scroll down for our Cinefest preview. We’ll also have some trailers and picks for Cinefest over the weekend. >>> That said, there’s also some live music of note this weekend: If you’re [...]

Film Sweat: Yes, Definitely Get Lost Between The Moon And New York City

Friday, April 8th, 2011

CINEFEST 2011 IS CURRENTLY UNDERWAY. CLICK HERE FOR OUR FESTIVAL PREVIEW! RECOMMENDED: We know it’s crazy, but it could be true: The remake of the Dudley Moore classic Arthur, starring Russell Brand, may actually be, in some ways, better than the original. And we say this as devout original-Arthur fans. Why, you ask; but how? [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Program Description Writers In Comcast Building Obviously Drunk On Hatorade

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Damn. MC Kabletown® GOT BEEF, YO. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

Did Paul Davies Get The Axe At The Inky Because He Called Bullshit On The Convention Center?

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Indeed, this is the scuttlebutt, says Newsworks. And here’s the offending piece, which is rumored to have thrown a $54 million deal for the Center into jeopardy. Is this how the Groovie Ghoulies roll?

Rainy Day Mix Tape: Rocks Off’s April Showers

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Rocks Off April Mix Tape by DanKishbaugh We know: It sucks outside. You know what’s good for that? PUNK ROCK. So when Dan Kishbaugh, who DJs Rocks Off, the weekly Sunday night self-professed “Nuggets*Sleaze*Glam*NewWave*NoWave*Proto& Classic&PostPunk*70′sDetroit*Heavy*Rock&Fuckin’Roll” hang at Barbarella, we were primed to listen. We think you might dig it, too.

City Issued Condom (Sadly) Makes No Reference To Cheez Whiz, Rocky Or Pretzels On Wrapper

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Frankly, we liked this submission much, much better, but hey: A free condom is a free condom. Don’t look a gift (w)hor(s)e in the mouth, or something like that.

Here’s The Thing About That Allen Iverson Story

Friday, April 8th, 2011

Allen Iverson Curses At Police: ‘Do You Know Who I Am?’ Nobody ever says if the cops did or not.

Yes, Milton Street-Loving Firefighters, But Can Your Guy Do This?

Friday, April 8th, 2011

When the story broke late yesterday that Local 22 of the International Association of Firefighters — the city’s firefighters’ union — had endorsed Milton Street for mayor, it didn’t take long to find a little perspective. The firefighters, of course, have a longstanding beef with Mayor Nutter over budget cuts, and their decision, though childish [...]

PHILEBRITY RADIO IS ON THE AIR AT 3PM!

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

Or click here to listen with iTunes. ON THE BIG SHOW TODAY: ALL TYPES SERVED!

Rich Lady’s Daydream Of Philly-As-Paris Arts Festival Begins Its Domination Of All Arts Coverage In The City Today

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

OBEY THE CUBE! PIFA, the sprawling arts fest that takes over the city today and makes the Fringe Festival look well-thought-out, officially begins today. There’s so much stuff going on that it literally makes no sense, so we’ll bunt it to you while figure out how to cover this monstrosity. What’s your PIFA pick? In [...]

Cinefest Starts Now! — Well, Actually At 6:30

Thursday, April 7th, 2011

Cinefest is back starting today, after a tumultuous past couple years. Running from today through next Thursday, Cinefest is back showing films for every taste and boasting a program with over 60 movies. Today, there’s the opening night celebration at Independence Hall at 9:30 and two films, Exporting Raymond and The Catechism Cataclysm are opening [...]