Goofy typo, but we could see it catching on. It’s fun to say. And it’s always nice to expressive yourself.

Hey, remember about four months ago, when we predicted that the Northern Liberties Pathmark would probably never ever open? This Inky piece all but makes it official, ending months of bluff and speculation regarding the supermarket Bart Blatstein developed for Pathmark, only to have the property sit vacant after Pathmark’s parent corporation, A&P, went under. [...]

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>>> His name is Jamie Grimble, he’s from London, has DJ’ed at the legendary Blow-Up party there, and he’s guesting tonight at Rock Tits at the P.O.P.E. Hopefully, he’ll put that puppy on one turntable and lead us all in a rousing chorus of this on the other. And over at Cinefest, there’s this: >>> [...]

Previously: @meechone Threatens To Bring Back TheFightins, Entire City Says YES PLEASE!

Here’s the new music video by 2003-07 Villanova Wildcats forward Will Sheridan. As the product of no less than nine years of Jesuit education, I can honestly say that no jokes about the priests at either Villanova or St. Joe’s can even get near what this song and video is doing to itself, frame after [...]

We still support this, but only if he can still keep his fake Twitter account.

>>> Want to make the hair on the back of your neck stand right up? Listen to this segment from yesterday’s Radio Times with Marty Moss-Coane speaking to Jill Foster, Director of the Dorothy Mann Center for Pediatric and Adolescent HIV at St. Christopher’s Hospital for Children, Gary Bell, Executive Director of Bebashi and Elicia [...]

Since we started this week with a story about how Japanese radiation has made its way to Philly tap water, we feel honor-bound to follow up on that with, you know, some actual information, as well as a reiteration that Philly tap is delicious and good for you and you can tell anyone who doesn’t [...]

Gross. Mr. Gay is back already, and uh, what we said before.

File under “local band we just decided to love”: Arrah & The Ferns hail from South Philly by way of Indiana, and just released the clip above, filmed on the sly in some strange university building in the Midwest. They’re playing Kung Fu Necktie on the 25th, but until then, we’ll be upping the views [...]

Real talk: TheFightins.com — now just a mirage on The Wayback Machine — was the greatest Phillies blog that ever existed. And when it mysteriously went offline last year, we could never get a real answer as to why, even when we tried to give its editor, Mike Meech, a Philebrity award. (We imagined it, [...]

>>> Windy, rainy, and 46 degrees: That’s Philebrity Salon‘s time to shine. Check in with Kyle, Jojo & Anders for booze, vibes and the real deal jazz/folk/blues interface. We’re doing it whether you’re there or not. >>> Also, Toro Y Moi at the Church has sold out. It’s not like you have anything better to [...]

CHEATED from andrew ortega on Vimeo. “There was a time in the mid-’90s through early ’00s when Philadelphia WAS skateboard city,” says our tipster, by way of introducing Cheated, a Philly-shot skate video that chronicled that very scene. “The tape had been collecting dust for the better part of a decade, and features lots of [...]

The Mural Arts Program, the Northern Liberties Neighbors Association and public art-firm Create In Situ have teamed up for a new project for the I-95 underpass at 2nd and Spring Garden: The Spring Garden Gateway. The plan is to use LED lights and precisely positioned motion sensors to create an interactive piece of art to [...]

Get Schoolled: A weekly dispatch to the city of Philadelphia from the original gangster, Schoolly D. Philadelphia native Schoolly D is widely considered the original gangster rapper. Schoolly has recorded nine studio albums, including PSK, Saturday Night, Smoke Some Kill and Welcome to America. He has scored numerous films, such as King of New York [...]

Dancers from James Simpson on Vimeo. This is an assignment UArts student James Simpson completed for an under the camera animation class. We kind of love it.

Mayor Nutter made a big rollout announcement this morning regarding this year’s Wawa Welcome America festival, which last year brought us the colossal WTF moment that was The Goo Goo Dolls, who somehow headlined over The Roots. That fundamental wrong, at the very least, has been reversed for this year’s big 4th of July concert [...]

Spotted at Broad & Tasker, this is either: A) Proof that the Inky is finally employing psy-ops to drive Philebrity staff crazy (‘cos if there’s one sure way to do it, it’s to put a 30-pack of Miller High Life under lock and key IN PLAIN VIEW); B) The most baller homeless-person beermeister ever; or [...]

At this point, PhillyMag profiles could be written by robots: Take someone who is not from here to write about someone who is, insert the kind of classist condescension and smirking “love” of us savages that have made the magazine a pipeline to faceless GQ and Esquire assignments for decades now, and voila! The PhillyMag [...]