Archive for April, 2011

In Case You Were Watching The Home Opener Today And Wondering

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Yep, that was El Wingdor in the Angry Birds t-shirt, photobombing pretty much the whole game. Oh, this city. Lorrrrrrrd, this city. Also, John Mayberry! Woo! Also also, the Channel 17 postgame show is now held at Sugarhouse, and it looks like total shit. Whither Chickie’s & Pete’s?

Obama In Town Next Week

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Keep an eye out for the requisite traffic havoc next week, as the President will visit Gamesa Technology Corporation in Fairless Hills, “where he will hold a town hall discussion with workers about building a 21st century clean energy economy to win the future.” It’s part of a fruitless series of talks Obama is giving [...]

Invisible Man Relishes April Fool’s Day

Friday, April 1st, 2011

From Brian Morrison, a Philly-to-LA transplant comedian.

Don’t Worry, America Is Not Taking Military Action Against Philadelphia

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Those thunderous Boeing F/A-18E/F Super Hornets you just heard and saw, like 500 feet over you? They were just on their way to the Phillies game. We think.

Dept. Of Werthfail: Photoshopgate!

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Hey, does something look weird about this? Wonh-wahhhhh. T-minus 32 days until we get to see what Werth’s treatment in Philly will be like.

From The Desk Of Walt Whitman: Your Opening Day Thought

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Well, it’s our game, that’s the chief fact in connection with it. America’s game. It has the snap, go, fling of the American atmosphere. It belongs as much to our institutions; fits into them as significantly as our Constitutions laws, is just as important in the sum total of our historic life. – Walt Whitman [...]

Readers Cameraphone: Do Not Send Money, This Is A Pretzel Violation

Friday, April 1st, 2011

South Philly residents were greeted with these this morning — “tickets” that were in fact advertisements from a local pretzel shop. We were going to tell you the name of the shop, but then we started thinking about it, and we realized that this is a super shitty piece of marketing in that it addresses [...]