Archive for March, 2011

From Teacher Jail To Termination

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Hope Moffett (pictured) will meet with school administrators today who are expected to fire her this afternoon. Moffett faces the firing squad after speaking out against Audenried becoming a charter school. After being reassigned to “teacher jail,” her termination seemed imminent and her firing this afternoon seems all but guaranteed. Moffett spent 10 days in [...]

Old Channel 10 Video Proves That, Just In Case You Weren’t Around Back Then, Frank Rizzo Was Kind Of A Dick

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

Here’s legendary bruiser/Mayor-for-life Frank Rizzo in an old interview with Larry Kane (he knew the Beatles), from that new NBC Philadelphia Non-Stop thing where they have to fill up 24 hours a day with God only knows what. Rizzo is cringe-inducingly coy; Rizzo is belittling to his host; Rizzo REALLY NEEDS TO MAKE SURE HIS [...]

Readers Cameraphone: What Could SEPTA Possibly Have Against PIE?

Tuesday, March 8th, 2011

We just… don’t understand! Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

This Evening: Because Mutiny On The Bounty Is What It’s All About

Monday, March 7th, 2011

>>> The opening beats of “When The Levee Breaks” have served humanity well, after their originally intended purpose: They kicked off Licensed To Ill, they got our buddy Schooly D into some trouble-trouble back in the day, and they even help Chase Utley approach the plate. They’re good beats. Most recently, they’ve been found in [...]

Great Moments In ?uestlove: Ahmir Remixes Charlie Sheen

Monday, March 7th, 2011

I mean, hey, if you’re gonna earn a regular paycheck, here’s one way to do it. This Just In/Related: Charlie shitcanned!

DiCicco Out!

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Nothing gold can stay. And so it comes to pass that one of Philly’s most consistently [GASPS, GRABS FACE]-inducing City Council members would rather just take the DROP money and run, rather than deal with your broke asses for another cringe-inducing term. And it’s gonna leave a huge gap in this sitcom: Who will play [...]

Lunchtime Today Has Been Made Infinitely Better By This Streets Mixtape

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Cyberspace and Reds (Deluxe Edition) by The Streets Cyberspace and Reds is the companion piece to Computers and Blues, the fifth and final album by The Streets. For us, it’s been difficult to truly get on board with any album by Mike Skinner’s nom-du-cockney-rap other than his first, the classic Original Pirate Material. But this [...]

Noontime Nuggetz: Philly’s Mardi Gras Madness, 10 Years Later

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Hey, remember that time a decade ago when Philly heard all about this Mardi Gras thing and then proceeded TO DO IT COMPLETELY WRONG? Tomorrow is the ten-year anniversary of that shameful moment for our city. (And, real talk, South Street is still suffering from it.) Above, thanks to YouTube, a compilation of Action News [...]

From The Desk Of Conor Corcoran: This Is What Happened When We Asked Our Lawyer If We Ever Had To Worry About Being Subpoena’d For Our Commenters’ True Identities

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Dear Joey: The problem with running a new media enterprise is that there is an inclination to leave the old media machinations of yellow journalism in the dust. The greatest American historical proponents thereof –- Joseph Pulitzer (whose name is now, incredibly, the gold standard for audacious truth in public discourse) and William Jennings Bryant [...]

Cole Hamels Hires Alleged Arthur Kade Ghost Writer To Save Africa

Monday, March 7th, 2011

We’ve had our fair share of fun over the years at the expense of the Hamels family (the wild apex of which had to be this), but one thing we’d never cast aspersions on is their charitable works with The Hamels Foundation, which seem to center around giving big giant checks for things like education [...]

Readers Fwd: Inky Now Teabagging Subscribers

Monday, March 7th, 2011

The Inquirer is apparently sending out bags of tea to subscribers that say “We’re pleased The Inquirer is your cup of tea…Thank You for Subscribing!” This is the strangest PR campaign that I’ve ever been the target of. The Inquirer has teabagged its subscribers. This does not bode well for the new ownership team. Indeed. [...]

Surprise! Lenny Dykstra Is Out Giving Interviews That Are Even Sadder And Weirder Than Charlie Sheen’s

Monday, March 7th, 2011

Having reflected on the Lenny Dykstra/Charlie Sheen mind meld last week on this site, last night, we witnessed the dread reflections of our mind’s eye spring to life when NBCPhiladelphia’s John Clark interviewed Nails. Though we have to give Dykstra credit for an absolute mindfuck of an outfit — that jacket either cost $4,000 or [...]

This Weekend: They Were Weird Before You Were Weird, Weird

Friday, March 4th, 2011

FRIDAY: >>> Oh, hey, it’s First Friday. We can help you with that. (And feel free to stop by the home office/AKA Music at 7pm to see Kurt Vile & The Violators! For free!) >>> Also, see this post from earlier today about comic duo Meg & Rob‘s final Philly shows this weekend. >>> Elsewhere: [...]

Bummer: Allen Iverson’s Home Foreclosed Upon

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Sad. And to think, this comes in the same week as the one where Charlie Sheen quoted him. Oh, the highs and the lows.

Film Sweat: Paranoia, Dick Style

Friday, March 4th, 2011

RECOMMENDED: I don’t know about you, but for us, the prospect of George Nolfi‘s adaptation of the Philip K. Dick short story The Adjustment Bureau — a long meditation on paranoia sharing not a little symbiosis with this wonderful new age of American politics in the paranoid style we’re all living in now, masquerading as [...]

Just Confirmed: BC Camplight Sings Nilsson

Friday, March 4th, 2011

We mention it for those of you who like BC Camplight, that Nilsson doc that everybody watched on Netflix streaming, and, er, drinking: Facebook just told us that a special “BC Camplight Sings Nilsson” show has just been confirmed for Johnny Brenda’s on April 28th. Brandy Alexanders all around.

From The Desk Of Shawn Kilroy: The (Not So Very) Strange Case Of John P. Navin Jr.

Friday, March 4th, 2011

In the vast cultural wasteland of Northeast Philadelphia in the 1980s, genuine celebrities were hard to come by. However, there was a young man, who graced the silver screen, the TV screen, and the streets of Holmsburg. His name is John P. Navin Jr. He made his debut in the military school drama Taps, alongside [...]

Oh God: Jennnapphrhrhrhrrrr Frddrdrdrdrdccckk And Charlie Sheen Have INSTANT RADIO CHEMISTRY

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Jenn Frederick Corners Charlie Sheen: MyFoxPHILLY.com Also, Philadelphia: WINNING! Hey, Charlie said it, it must be true.

Readers Cameraphone: Street Art Heads, What Can You Tell Us About Locust Street’s Newest Indigenous Population?

Friday, March 4th, 2011

Can you tell me anything about these awesome guys? They are growing in numbers along Locust Street. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com.

From The Desk Of Secret Pants: Meg & Rob Are Dead. Long Live Meg & Rob.

Friday, March 4th, 2011

These Modern Worlds from Meg & Rob on Vimeo. This coming Saturday is going to be a bittersweet occasion for us — probably more bitter than it will be sweet. Tomorrow night, at 11 PM, we will have the honor of opening the last regular show that Meg & Rob will perform together, at least [...]