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Tuesday, February 8th, 2011Apparently, you can die that way.
Archive for February, 2011Dept. Of Things Uwishunu Won’t Tell You: Don’t Get Illegal Butt Implants At The Hampton Inn In Southwest PhillyTuesday, February 8th, 2011Apparently, you can die that way. News To Us: Phillyweather.net Is A Weather Nerd’s DreamTuesday, February 8th, 2011It’s probably been around since 1999 or something, but we just discovered Phillyweather.net, which is (to say the least) a thorough and studious weather blog that leaves no stone unturned. In a sea of increasingly gimmicky bow ties and donglers, Tom at Phillyweather.net is keeping it oh so dorkily real. Bookmarked! Biden Choo-Choo-Chooses 30th Street Station For $53B Rail Transit Stump SpeechTuesday, February 8th, 2011Joe The Biden appeared at 30th St. Station this morning to put Congress on blast to approve a $53 billion investment in high-speed passenger across the United States. 53 billion, of course, is an insane amount — although, frankly, super smart and totally worth it — but there’s a sentiment out there that old timey [...] Noontime Nuggetz: Franklin, “Friday,” JC Dobbs, 3/28/92Tuesday, February 8th, 2011Just one of the mindblowingly “God, how old am I?” clips from Brian Sokel‘s excellent GoKidGo blog, which chronicles Philly’s hardcore ’90s. Brain Trust: Nominate The Ten Angriest Places In PhiladelphiaTuesday, February 8th, 2011So hey: We’re currently working on a post entitled The Ten Angriest Places In Philadelphia. We have a pretty good list going already, but we thought we’d put it to you as well: What are the angriest places in Philadelphia, a city (to put it mildly) that has indeed had anger issues in the past? [...] Readers Cameraphone: Love Trolley Ready For LoveTuesday, February 8th, 2011In case you haven’t seen it yet, the ride on the #10 love trolley is pretty sweet: flashing red lights, hearts everywhere and R&B get in the mood music playing. Aw. Seeing something around town of note? Cameraphone it to: tips[at]philebrity[dot]com. Crane Arts Now Sporting Center City’s Largest Solar Panel SystemTuesday, February 8th, 2011Local green energy firm Solar States is currently putting the finishing touches on what it boasts as “Philadelphia’s largest photovoltaic solar array” on the roof of the Crane Arts building in Kensington. All told, they’re putting in 450 solar panels on the Crane’s 20,000 sq. ft. roof, saving the building 20% off regular rates as [...] This Thursday At 3PM On Philebrity Radio: Schoolly D!Tuesday, February 8th, 2011Hey, just a heads up: This Thursday, legendary rapper and lifelong Philadelphian Schoolly D will be on Philebrity Radio, our weekly radio show on YRockonXPN/88.5-2 FM HD, from 3-5PM. We’ll be listening to some new and old Schoolly tracks, chatting with the man himself, and making a very special announcement. It’s appointment radio, yo. The Philebrity Index: Time And Money, You Got Any?Tuesday, February 8th, 2011· Hours you have to get a tetanus shot after being bit by a dog: 72 hrs. · The cost of Kermit Gosnell’s shore home: $984,000 · Number of minutes it takes the Flyers to kill a penalty: 2 · The duration of that horrendous Black Eyed Peas halftime show: 12 mins. · How much [...] Ladies, He’s Single!Monday, February 7th, 2011Oh snap: Ed Rendell and wife Midge have split. Brain exploding. If You Were Hanging Out In The Employee Lounge, You Would Have Heard The New Kurt Vile LP, But Here Is An MP3 AnywayMonday, February 7th, 2011Smoke Ring For My Halo, the new album by Kurt Vile, got serviced to press today and so far, it sounds pretty awesome. You can download the track “Jesus Fever” here; otherwise, wait until March 8th, when the record is released. On Wednesday, March 23, KV will also play World Cafe Live, where he’ll be [...] Attn. Philebrity Interns, Contributors, Clients And Friends: EMPLOYEE LOUNGE NOW OPEN!Monday, February 7th, 2011Please stop by if you’d like to discuss Led Zeppelin. Open most afternoons. City Launches Fun New Pothole WebsiteMonday, February 7th, 2011Here it is. Geek friends: Will you design a Whac-A-Mole type game for this? Their website is so 1999, I bet they’d totally put it on there. This Moment In Drifterhouse: What’s 14 More Table Games When You’re Already Standing At The Apex Of Mount Suck?Monday, February 7th, 2011Sugarhouse, the very last place you went before you wound up in rehab, jail, or dead, has asked its BFF, the state of Pennsylvania, permission to open up 14 more table games. They’ll make the room, they say, by cutting into the space its nasty-ass frozen foods restaurant is currently taking up. Fun quote: ‘“The [...] Also Not Running For Mayor: The Guy That Made Us Do The Dick In A Box Mashup When He Ran For GovernorMonday, February 7th, 2011Tony’s Box from Philebrity on Vimeo. Tony Williams, we had no idea you were even considering. Yo, by the way, a package came for you. John Legend Picks Up Sweet Homecoming Gig On The Hottest Date Night Of The YearMonday, February 7th, 2011We don’t think we’ve mentioned that Sade — our eternal vote for President Of The Universe — is playing at the Wells Fargo Center on Sunday, June 19. And it was just announced this morning that now, Philly’s own John Legend will open the show. Did you buy tickets to this? You are so getting [...] Noontime Nuggetz: We Thought This Is What They Meant By “Fergie Halftime Show”Monday, February 7th, 2011During last week’s John Train show at Fergie’s, the group had some technical difficulties. While those matters were being tended to, the one and only Fergus Carey grabbed the mic and entertained the crowd with a few jokes. You know, it’s not too late to get this dude running on the Philebrity ticket for Mayor [...] We Prayed For A 2011 Election Season Miracle And God Gave Us MILTON FUCKING STREETMonday, February 7th, 2011Hallelujiah! You know, for a minute, the upcoming Mayor’s election was looking so, so boring: Michael Nutter is/was going to win even though it’s debatable whether or not he deserves to, Tom Knox was gonna/might still spread his howdy-doody money and visage all over the place (sad), the Philly GOP was gonna put some poor [...] We’re Just Showing This To You So We Can Know Later That You Saw It.Monday, February 7th, 2011Got it? Good. Ok. Jim Kenney Wants To Give The Philadelphia Parking Authority The Power To Check Business LicensesMonday, February 7th, 2011Not content to, say, sue the Internet or introduce the most fucktarded bicycle legislation ever, City Councilman Jim Kenney (pictured) is now introducing legislation that would give the Philadelphia Parking Authority legal domain to check whether owners of work vehicles have proper business licenses. Citing any number of fly-by-nighters who may be around, taking work [...] |