Byko Will Also Not Shut Up About The Fucking Facebook

bykoBLEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Do you know what that sound is! I’ll give you a choice! It’s either the firing-up sounds of a lazer machine that removes liver spots! OR IT IS THE DIAL UP CONNECTION OF BYKO’S MODEM LOGGING IN TO FACEBOOK! BLEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! Either way! You’re gonna wanna have that looked at by a doctor! Listen, you screwheads! Byko has a Facebook account! And to prove it, he just wrote a mashup of every bullshit circle jerk lazy-ass Facebook puff piece written since 2006! Christ on a cracker! The man is confused! He wants to regale you with different “types” of Facebook users! Oddly, this brief list does not include “People who shouldn’t be but were forced onto Facebook by their employers in a strange effort to make this poor old fucking schlub seem more current!” I’m beginning to feel bad about this! It’s making me sad! Fuck! That is not how these posts are supposed to go! Clearly, this man already has problems with the Internet! I’m sorry, everybody! BLEEEEAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Previously: Byko Will Not Shut Up About The Fucking Bike Lanes
Byko Will Also Not Shut Up About The Fucking Al Fresco Dining

  • mcry93

    and exactly how is Bykofsky confused?
    i found this piece to be well written and entertaining….