Attn. Fishtowners: Your No-Doubt-Still-Iced-Out Asses Can Walk Here On NYE
Pardon the extra post, but we’d remiss if we didn’t remind you:
Now, listen: You know, we know, we all know, that New Year’s Eve is a great social burden and amateur hour and each year, it is quite a feat indeed for professional alcoholics such as ourselves to do something that is not completely annoying. That’s why this year, we partnered up with some of the folks from Blood Feathers DJ Posse, Johnny Brenda’s and (this is the important part) Jameson Irish Whiskey for the The NYE Snowflake Ball at JB’s Party Mansion. The concepts are simple: Turn the upstairs Johnny Brenda’s concert venue into a total house party vibe. (Sweeney is moving his living room into the balcony for the “makeout room.” You should hear the absurd conversations that are going on right now about this.) Have folks from JB’s staff, Blood Feathers and Philebs DJ (note: very little music made in the last 20 years will be played.) Keep it dirt cheap ($5! Like Fugazi! Unreal!), and have a bunch of Jameson specials available (Jameson Winter Warmer Punch, Jameson & Pickle Backs, Jameson Pedestrians). Dance and hug and bid farewell to that cruel bitch 2010. Easy peasy. If this sounds like your vibe, by all means, please join us. Life is too short to actually give a shit about what happens to you on New Year’s Eve. Happy New Year!
