Dept. Of Never Forgetting Your White Trash Roots: Pink Naming Baby “Jameson”
You know, after the whiskey. Now, while it’s true that this is nowhere nearly as bad as naming your child, say, Adolf Hitler, and while it’s also true that Jameson gives you drunken superpowers (especially when combined with delicious pickle juice) and that there is nothing wrong with that AT ALL, it does go further towards the point we’ve been making for a few years now: Pink is cheesy and trashy as hell. Last time we talked about this, some humorless feminist blog jumped all over our case about this. So OK, perhaps calling Pink a “drunk slut” wasn’t the most PC editorial decision we ever made, but when you take the bird’s eye view of it all, the fact remains: We did not make up Pink. We merely endure her.
